'Money Can't buy you Stones' banner on Sat

[Mike Atsill]

Hi, i'm new to all this so be gentle.

I posted this in the new signings area a week ago and wondered if it might be of use.

Tune of Amy Winehouse Rehab...

The Star tried to make him go to Chelsea but we said, 'No, no, no.'
He plays at the back and keeps us on track, you know know know
We ain't got the time and if Martinez thinks he’s fine
They tried to make him go to Chelsea, John Stones Stones Stones

Just an idea for amending or rejecting.

 

[Big Neville Southall]

Don't understand the anger/annoyance towards banners - particularly the references to Liverpool. Obsessive.

I do think, or at least hope the "Kopite" paranoia is a vocal minority.

It seems anyone who is a bit keen is labelled a kopite and sneered at from the sidelines, sad really. The same people are usually the first buzzing at how boss Dortmund's "Yellow wall" is.

Can't do anything without the "kopite" shouts. Everything from venting disapproval, to showing support is deemed "kopite"

It's been a problem with Evertonians for years to be honest. People more inclined to discuss whether it is kopite rather than discussing if something is good.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I created a banner

MONEY CAN'T BY YOU STONES
BUT MORE MONEY CAN AND WHEN DAVID LUIZ MONEY IS OFFERED WE WILL PRETEND THAT WE SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT
THEN WILL BID FOR SCOTT DANN
AND THE BID WILL BE REJECTED
AGGREVED PALACE FANS WILL TAUNT US WITH A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU DANGO BANNER
AND WE WILL LOSE 6-2 BECAUSE WE ARE $%^& AGAINST THE COUNTER
AS BOLASIE WILL SKIP PASS BARRY LIKE HE'S STANDING STILL
WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT DIFFICULT THESE DAYS
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID AND OFFER NAISMITH
THEN FUTURE SUNDERLAND MANAGER ARRY REDKNAPP WILL COME IN WITH A FINAL 30M BID FOR SCOTT DANN BECAUSE WE LIKE HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLAND IMMEDITATELY GOES INTO ADMINISTRATION
OK FINE THEN WE'LL MAKE DO WITH HOLTGATE
WHICH IS WHAT WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE 1ST PLACE
WE WILL THEN FLY A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU HOLTGATE IN 2018
AND SELL HIM IN 2019
ITS ALL HOWARD'S FAULT
WHY IS HE STILL IN GOAL?
AND WHERE IS OUR NO 10?

would rather see Bruce Banner personally

 

[Jags..class]

Cringy and will come back to bite us on the arse next season with a banner money can buy you stones

 

[Minimeister]

It was funny and well thought of at the time but let's not milk it.

 

[royalblue66]

Just BOO,we are pretty good at that.

 

[Donald Twain]

It's been a problem with Evertonians for years to be honest. People more inclined to discuss whether it is kopite rather than discussing if something is good.

Rubbish!

 

[Big Neville Southall]

Rubbish!

Kopite response that

 

[anton66]

What about this banner

YOU CAN BUY THESE ARLARSES

BUT YOU CAN'T BUY OUR JOHN

 

[Jags..class]

It was funny and well thought of at the time but let's not milk it.

The song great and will be this season favourite but banners, nooooooooo

 

[Minimeister]

The song great and will be this season favourite but banners, nooooooooo

Some little scruff in the Park End will no doubt bring one along.

 

[Blue Cheese]

 

[granter79]

Just BOO,we are pretty good at that.

world class at boo'in

 

[Woolly Blue]

Some little scruff in the Park End will no doubt bring one along.

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[Crofty88]

I think your just going to unsettle the lad during the game let him just get on with it!!