'Money Can't buy you Stones' banner on Sat

[AsiaAsia82]

I'm just gonna bring a wad of Monopoly money to throw and sing 'gettin sacked in the morning' to Maureen when we're winning 1-0.

COYB

 

[oldblue]

Didn't we win this for now. Personally wouldn't go with anything that could come back to haunt us. Can't we just gloat on the inside?

 

[AsiaAsia82]

I'd much prefer to see a banner that read "refugees welcome"

But only if you're a free transfer with no sell on clause and can play no.10

 

[longers]

To make it more accurate it should probably read

'Money can't buy you stones...until January'

 

[Joey66]

And smaller letters crammed tightly togther on the righthand side!

You've gone from Corporal Jones - to some old geezer - to loads a money on your avatar- have you won the lottery Doug?lol
Are you waiting to buy out BK?

 

[Blue Cheese]

Hi, i'm new to all this so be gentle.

I posted this in the new signings area a week ago and wondered if it might be of use.

Tune of Amy Winehouse Rehab...

The Star tried to make him go to Chelsea but we said, 'No, no, no.'
He plays at the back and keeps us on track, you know know know
We ain't got the time and if Martinez thinks he’s fine
They tried to make him go to Chelsea, John Stones Stones Stones

Just an idea for amending or rejecting.

I created a banner

MONEY CAN'T BY YOU STONES
BUT MORE MONEY CAN AND WHEN DAVID LUIZ MONEY IS OFFERED WE WILL PRETEND THAT WE SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT
THEN WILL BID FOR SCOTT DANN
AND THE BID WILL BE REJECTED
AGGREVED PALACE FANS WILL TAUNT US WITH A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU DANGO BANNER
AND WE WILL LOSE 6-2 BECAUSE WE ARE $%^& AGAINST THE COUNTER
AS BOLASIE WILL SKIP PASS BARRY LIKE HE'S STANDING STILL
WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT DIFFICULT THESE DAYS
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID
WE WILL INCREASE OUR BID AND OFFER NAISMITH
THEN FUTURE SUNDERLAND MANAGER ARRY REDKNAPP WILL COME IN WITH A FINAL 30M BID FOR SCOTT DANN BECAUSE WE LIKE HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLAND IMMEDITATELY GOES INTO ADMINISTRATION
OK FINE THEN WE'LL MAKE DO WITH HOLTGATE
WHICH IS WHAT WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE 1ST PLACE
WE WILL THEN FLY A MONEY CAN'T BY YOU HOLTGATE IN 2018
AND SELL HIM IN 2019
ITS ALL HOWARD'S FAULT
WHY IS HE STILL IN GOAL?
AND WHERE IS OUR NO 10?

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Cannot wait to see a snarling Goodison on Saturday, shame it isn't the evening game.
I am like a hyped up Gary Busey waiting for this one!

 

[hibbos left peg]

What's next banners about our European exploits, or banners with legendry quotes from legends. Might aswell don a full kit if your going all kopite

 

[zirc]

I'd rather one that said, "EFC deserves a board that matches its ambition"

 

[Donald Twain]

I'd rather one that said, "EFC deserves a board that matches its ambition"

Catchy ! You should make a song as well.

 

[Donald Twain]

What's next banners about our European exploits, or banners with legendry quotes from legends. Might aswell don a full kit if your going all kopite

' What we have for dinner echoes till teatime'

 

[dandydan]

Catchy ! You should make a song as well.

 

[hibbos left peg]

' What we have for dinner echoes till teatime'

to deep for me mate.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Won't it look a bit stupid when we eventually sell him?

Would Defo come back to haunt us alright.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The song was a classic because of its spontaneity and inventiveness... a banner with the same message would be neither.