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Not Safe For Work! Most disgusting thing you've every done

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Titus Bramble

Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Either by accident or on purpose.

I got the idea from this thread as I just swigged some milk from the bottle without checking the sell by date. It's 5 days beyond and there were lumps in it and the smell/taste was worse than anything ever. I've been brushing my teeth for 10 mins straight to get rid of the lingering rankness FFS.
 
Not my own,but someone in my work eat a few mars bars a few months ago,that were a test for something in my work,before realising they were 3 months of out date :lol: and he was sick for a few days,thought that was funny.
 
went to a festival and had to do a **** in a plastic bag because I was pretty drunk and couldnt make my way to the toilet during the middle of the night and because it was the middle of the night I wasn't entirely accurate so I had to clean it up barehand
 

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When we were kids we babysat for my mates uncle, knowing we would go looking for ale he stashed some guiness for months then left it in the fridge the night we were babysitting. Tasted like s###e, still does.
 

I used to know a lad when I was living in Greece beards ago.

He'd randomly pop up when I was having my siesta, chat random stuff then do one. We had various stuff in our fridge out of date like ten day milk or something. Some home made wine in a fanta bottle that has started fermenting and some tsipouro (raki) in a clear bottle.

He came in and asked if he could have some milk so I told him to go ahead and the beast started drinking from the carton. He nearly was sick right there and then.

I was pissing myself as he was screaming and he picked up the supposed fanta bottle and took some of that to get rid of the curdled foulist milk in his gob. The months old wine mase him wretch and make some weird noises. My mate who I lived with was on the floor crying. So I said to him to have some water quick and passed him the clear bottle of tsipouro fire water stuff.

For a moment I thought we'd possibly killed him. I think he ended up being sick outside.

You had to be there like but I haven't thought about that for ten years so wanted to write it down.
 
Someone drink bong water.
Someone so convinced a glass bottle in a caravan with no working toilet wasnt full of urine, to the extent of then swigging it.
Someone toking dried banana buckets. My God!
A drummer I know being pilled up out of his mind urinating and vomming on himself and still keeping time. Amazing.
Compound arm fracture.
 
During a unplanned wank, I realised I didn't have any tissues near at hand. I took off one of my socks and used that instead. Only to realise I didn't have a clean pair. I ended up having to put the spunk filled one back on.
 

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