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Not Safe For Work! Most disgusting thing you've every done
- Thread starter Titus Bramble
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The fire rises
Not something I've done, but I've seen it. Went on a bus trip south to Wellington for a weekend on the piss with the football team. Got pretty messy as we started in the afternoon and carried on through till the wee hours.
Halfway through the evening in the middle of town, a couple of the lads went for a piss on a one of those outdoor benches in a small park area, when a couple of cops caught them red handed. The cops told them to clean it up immediately, but the lads had nothing to clean it up with, so they were told to take off their shirts and mop every drop up with them.
Once they'd finished cleaning it up, the cops told them they couldn't walk around half naked or they'd be arrested for it, and promptly made them put their shirts back on and left them to it. Kept well clear of them all night after that! Never laughed so hard in my life, I have no idea how the police kept a straight face either.
Halfway through the evening in the middle of town, a couple of the lads went for a piss on a one of those outdoor benches in a small park area, when a couple of cops caught them red handed. The cops told them to clean it up immediately, but the lads had nothing to clean it up with, so they were told to take off their shirts and mop every drop up with them.
Once they'd finished cleaning it up, the cops told them they couldn't walk around half naked or they'd be arrested for it, and promptly made them put their shirts back on and left them to it. Kept well clear of them all night after that! Never laughed so hard in my life, I have no idea how the police kept a straight face either.
Hahahahaha
bluejock
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*downs tools, orders 50p pint and calls "naked bar"
bluejock
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The squadron bar was a scary place man. I remember my first beer call as a daft 18 year old lad, trying to show off and saying I'd drink anything that was put in front of me. Beer call started at 4 and I was unconcious by half 5. They destroyed me.
We had a "water fight" one night in the bar which was basically a portakabin. 50 lineys armed with fire extinguishers, some water some foam, all crammed inside when it kicked off, it was utter carnage.
The squadron I was on was where they filmed the chinook scenes in the first Tomb Raider movie and the crew donated a lifesize replica signed by Angelina Jolie, Jon Voigt and all the cast, which was kept in a cabinet in the corner of the bar. On wine night (red, cheap, pints of) Lara ended up in Basingstoke with us. She came home missing a hand and with a few extra messages on her (girls' phone numbers, "RAF [Poor language removed]" ect...) The brass were furious.
I've got hundreds of good bar stories, most will never see the light of day under the "What happens in the bar...." rule.
bluejock
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bluejock
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Probably smash a fookin massive dead rats' head open with a log.
That was pretty mean, in retrospect.
That was pretty mean, in retrospect.
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