Not Safe For Work! Most disgusting thing you've every done

[Phyllis Stein]

Did it cure your athletes foot?

 

[bluejock]

Drank a pint of my own and others' pish. Then vomitted. Then drank the vomit.

Then watched one of the other lads eat a live goldfish.

I miss the squadron bar.

 

[chicoazul]

Drank a pint of my own and others' pish. Then vomitted. Then drank the vomit.

Then watched one of the other lads eat a live goldfish.

I miss the squadron bar.

STOP THE THREAD.

 

[The T-Dex]

Had a raw egg, then a clove of garlic, then milk with brown sauce and soy sauce in. Followed by a shot of dark rum and a pint of frosty jacks with a load of maggots at the bottom.

Not as bad as thing by you lot but was a nightmare for me.

 

[tommye]

nothing will top the milk one. I have tears streaming down my face through wretching. I must now leave this thread, never to return.

 

[toffeejack]

I used to know a lad when I was living in Greece beards ago.

He'd randomly pop up when I was having my siesta, chat random stuff then do one. We had various stuff in our fridge out of date like ten day milk or something. Some home made wine in a fanta bottle that has started fermenting and some tsipouro (raki) in a clear bottle.

He came in and asked if he could have some milk so I told him to go ahead and the beast started drinking from the carton. He nearly was sick right there and then.

I was pissing myself as he was screaming and he picked up the supposed fanta bottle and took some of that to get rid of the curdled foulist milk in his gob. The months old wine mase him wretch and make some weird noises. My mate who I lived with was on the floor crying. So I said to him to have some water quick and passed him the clear bottle of tsipouro fire water stuff.

For a moment I thought we'd possibly killed him. I think he ended up being sick outside.

You had to be there like but I haven't thought about that for ten years so wanted to write it down.

That's brilliant but how could you forget for 10 years? i'd remember an epic thing like that every day.

Someone drink bong water.
Someone so convinced a glass bottle in a caravan with no working toilet wasnt full of urine, to the extent of then swigging it.
Someone toking dried banana buckets. My God!
A drummer I know being pilled up out of his mind urinating and vomming on himself and still keeping time. Amazing.
Compound arm fracture.

EFCNIK?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Drank a pint of my own and others' pish. Then vomitted. Then drank the vomit.

Then watched one of the other lads eat a live goldfish.

I miss the squadron bar.

 

[JamesBT]

I went to Newquay a few years ago and one of my mates smoked a joint with what he thought was weed. Turned out to be everyone's pubes. When we told him he literally projectile vomited on the spot. Nasty shizz

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Did it cure your athletes foot?

No. But my skin was smoother

 

[paulbefc]

Drank a pint of my own and others' pish. Then vomitted. Then drank the vomit.

Then watched one of the other lads eat a live goldfish.

I miss the squadron bar.

*faints

 

[The T-Dex]

*opens 81st squadron bar.

 

[Vim Fuego]

While working in a supermarket a long,long time ago, I grabbed a sanitary towel and shoved it into a side of beef, then proceeded to tape it under the hood of some lad's snorkel parker...knowing that it was raining outside and that his shift was about to finish filled me with anticipation, so the looks of disgust he was getting from horrified shoppers in the New Strand as he made his way to the bus stop , oh what fun I had !

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

superb

 

[Damoefc]

While in Greece on holiday my mate Mick Mcvey shat in a hotel pool that we used to pass every night on the way home to the apartment. He was chased for half a mile down a dirt track by a Greek grandad in his white ballies and when we passed again the next day the hotel swimming pool was cordoned off.

 

[orchard]

Projectile vomit comp using cheap canned beer over a few terms from a mates first floor window over a road and spray painting markers.
Playing chicken with one other eating a variety of 2cm long mold that had grown on a case of rotten vine tom's from Spain.
Whilst on an all-dayer we were sinking 5pt jugs of cheap sangria. I vommited mine straight back into my jug after downing and a mate simply skimmed off a thick greasy film and sunk it.
There's quite a bit more unfortunately, haha