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Most embarrassing night as an Everton fan?

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witchdoc187 said:
After the cup final 1995 got on a train going the wrong way. Was dying for no2 and all toilets were locked. Got off train in the middle of nowhere as I saw a pub next to the station. Pub was closed so went back onto platform and no more trains until the morning. Remembered there was a bigger town a few miles back so walked along the railway for 8 miles. Stopped for a dump on the side of the track. Had to use my pants to wipe myself.Got to this town in Sussex and woke up in a park in the morning. Had crap all down the back of my trousers. Had to ask how to get back to the station whilst stinking covered in poop. Got on a train and saw my pants hanging from a tree as i chucked them over my shoulder post poop. Pretty embarrassing
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Still, the memories though. And we won.o_O
 
The Littlest Yobo said:
Tranmere home 0-3. Without doubt.
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A 550 mile round trip and 18 hour day for that one.

Shrewsbury away in the FA Cup was awful. We had Rooney and Radzinski up front. So what did we do, hoofed it for 90 mins up the middle. Every lower division team has two big blokes at the back who can head the ball away.
 

PaulieMc said:
Had to be that 4-0 smashing the RS gave us last season, hearing the Kop doing oles and singing Martinez's name, Klopp and his little minions laughing their balls off at us and our own players literally running off the pitch to avoid anymore humiliation. That was one the darkest nights in the club's history without a doubt and it's criminal that Martinez wasn't sacked that night.

Another that sticks out was that time we lost to a Gerrard hat-trick because Moyes turned up and waved a white flag before the game even started. I will never forgive the man for that, for me it was worse than the 4-0 in Martinez's first season because that was at least against a team which had world class players who were all bang in-form whilst this was against the worst Liverpool side in living memory.

I work in Anfield and have to walk past that stadium on my too and from and I consider it to be Mordor, an evil place where horrendous creatures gather and terrifying things occur. I pray that one day soon we can go there and exorcise some demons.
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Frodo is that you?
 
The Littlest Yobo said:
Tranmere home 0-3. Without doubt.
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I felt like suicide after that, put a picture of Walter on the shed and flung darts at it for a couple of hours.

Worst of all time was us being beaten 10 - 3 by Spuds. We even managed to beat Sunderland by scoring seven over Christmas (before my time) not bad until we played them again two days later and lost by seven.........................pure EFC that.
 
I've never been embarrassed to be a blue, however the most disappointing time in recent memory was after the last derby, when Klopp said the second half was not a contest.

That should never be said of any Everton side, regardless of opposition.

Imagine if he was still here? Phenomenal......

*punches passer-by.....
 

witchdoc187 said:
After the cup final 1995 got on a train going the wrong way. Was dying for no2 and all toilets were locked. Got off train in the middle of nowhere as I saw a pub next to the station. Pub was closed so went back onto platform and no more trains until the morning. Remembered there was a bigger town a few miles back so walked along the railway for 8 miles. Stopped for a dump on the side of the track. Had to use my pants to wipe myself.Got to this town in Sussex and woke up in a park in the morning. Had crap all down the back of my trousers. Had to ask how to get back to the station whilst stinking covered in poop. Got on a train and saw my pants hanging from a tree as i chucked them over my shoulder post poop. Pretty embarrassing
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There's a film waiting to be made here!
 
Groucho said:
I've never been embarrassed to be a blue, however the most disappointing time in recent memory was after the last derby, when Klopp said the second half was not a contest.

That should never be said of any Everton side, regardless of opposition.

Imagine if he was still here? Phenomenal......

*punches passer-by.....
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Why why why, El Pricko has gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ToffeeDoug said:
Still, the memories though. And we won.o_O
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I bet you'd go through it all again for silverware though eh
witchdoc187 said:
After the cup final 1995 got on a train going the wrong way. Was dying for no2 and all toilets were locked. Got off train in the middle of nowhere as I saw a pub next to the station. Pub was closed so went back onto platform and no more trains until the morning. Remembered there was a bigger town a few miles back so walked along the railway for 8 miles. Stopped for a dump on the side of the track. Had to use my pants to wipe myself.Got to this town in Sussex and woke up in a park in the morning. Had crap all down the back of my trousers. Had to ask how to get back to the station whilst stinking covered in poop. Got on a train and saw my pants hanging from a tree as i chucked them over my shoulder post poop. Pretty embarrassing
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I bet you'd go through it all again for silverware though eh?;)lol
 

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