Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

Most irritating, self-satisfied and sanctimonious male exercise hobbyists?

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Bruce Wayne said:
Dunno about blissful if the amount of fridges and mattresses people dump down Layhams and Beddlestead is anything to go by. Cyclists are way worse than fly tippers though.
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Rural village on the Wiltshire/Somerset border. Not a fag packet to be seen. 9.00am on a sunny June morning. Yes, blissful. I guess you have to be there.
Cyclists being worse than fly tippers is a bit left field I suppose but I would imagine, by the very nature of their activities, fly tippers DON’T SHOUT AT THE TOPS OF THEIR VOICES TO EACH OTHER, which, from my post, you will have noted was my point.
 

Alan Whittle said:
Rural village on the Wiltshire/Somerset border. Not a fag packet to be seen. 9.00am on a sunny June morning. Yes, blissful. I guess you have to be there.
Cyclists being worse than fly tippers is a bit left field I suppose but I would imagine, by the very nature of their activities, fly tippers DON’T SHOUT AT THE TOPS OF THEIR VOICES TO EACH OTHER, which, from my post, you will have noted was my point.
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I forgot you're not actually in Crystal Palace.
 
DanB90 said:
They probably waffled less shi!te in all fairness.
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There is a woman I follow on instagram called cassie/willow, she has a bit of this about it her and goes cold watering in Crosby Marina, she must be half way close to growing a third eyeball by now she’s boss though and not in the way you described.

Well maybe a bit.
 
Alan Whittle said:
Why do the Weekend Wiggins lot feel the need to constantly shout at each other at full volume as their pathetic peloton weaves its way through the otherwise peaceful, blissful countryside. No one gives a flying feck about your lost baggage in Crete or how your firm is opening an office in Dundee, (just two examples from last summer). No one is listening anyway because YOU ARE ALL SHOUTING YOU MUTANTS!
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I've no issue with cyclists on the road and though they dress up ridiculously and ride in pelotons for no apparent reason I can hold onto a live and let live mentality.

But the shouting. Oh God, it's always proper Train Guy stuff as well.
 

ClausThomsen said:
I've no issue with cyclists on the road and though they dress up ridiculously and ride in pelotons for no apparent reason I can hold onto a live and let live mentality.

But the shouting. Oh God, it's always proper Train Guy stuff as well.
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Yes, for me it’s the shouting and only the shouting. Everything else is fine. The roads, the countryside are for everyone. Just let everyone enjoy them by care and courtesy.
 
Bryan+ said:
There is a woman I follow on instagram called cassie/willow, she has a bit of this about it her and goes cold watering in Crosby Marina, she must be half way close to growing a third eyeball by now she’s boss though and not in the way you described.

Well maybe a bit.
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Haha yeah I think I’ve seen her vids.

There’s been a massive uptick in cosmic scousers in the last few years for some mad reason.
 
Bedfordblue said:
Guy I work with does that cross fit……. Last 6 months or so he gone tee total, only see him eating salads and got right on this particular flavour of exercise. Think he’s there 3-4 days per week minimum and it starts at 6am or something, so he’s up at 4am sending emails etc to let everyone he’s up and going to cross fit…..
In the last 5 weeks alone he been to hospital after choking on a piece of Costco ready cooked chicken breast, and this week he’s having blood tests after feeling lethargic….However none of this stops him pontificating about his health lifestyle and how people need more exercise.

His lethargy has nothing to with getting up at 4am everyday of course 🙄

Exercise is of course a healthy thing to do, but the number of people I work with who do 60km runs or do this and their general health and wellbeing seems worse for it with injuries etc.
They’d probably be much healthier doing something far more moderate imho and id be much not having hear about how great it is.
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he's given himself scurvy. what a smug bum hole.
 

Jiu Jitsu nerds.

Yeah good for you mate you could put prime Mike Tyson in a rear naked choke in a real street fight, mind if I just use the printer to copy something pls?
 
Bedfordblue said:
Guy I work with does that cross fit……. Last 6 months or so he gone tee total, only see him eating salads and got right on this particular flavour of exercise. Think he’s there 3-4 days per week minimum and it starts at 6am or something, so he’s up at 4am sending emails etc to let everyone he’s up and going to cross fit…..
In the last 5 weeks alone he been to hospital after choking on a piece of Costco ready cooked chicken breast, and this week he’s having blood tests after feeling lethargic….However none of this stops him pontificating about his health lifestyle and how people need more exercise.

His lethargy has nothing to with getting up at 4am everyday of course 🙄

Exercise is of course a healthy thing to do, but the number of people I work with who do 60km runs or do this and their general health and wellbeing seems worse for it with injuries etc.
They’d probably be much healthier doing something far more moderate imho and id be much not having hear about how great it is.
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Crossfit is a cult.

Not even joking.
 

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