Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

[SerenityNigh]

Gym bros are sound apart from Cross Fitters who are the Jehovahs of the fitness world, always on the recruit the bad smoothie molesters.

Is there space for Anti Vaxxers? I feel this is the hideous subgroup hobbyists you seek.

Cross Fit should get its own space to receive votes, bless

 

[SerenityNigh]

Absolutely it’s road cyclists, thinking they have a right to be on the road just the same as other humans. Do you even pay your council tax mate? While we’re at it can we kill the people who walk slowly down the aisle or the grocery store? All the nans who like to repeat and tell you again the stories you've already heard? People who get to the front of line and still don't know what they want to order? Those who have the nerve to walk across the road? All the nans who like to repeat and tell you again the stories you've already heard? I've lost minutes--tens of minutes--of my life, wasted all due to these sort and it all must come to an end.

 

[jackyboy]

Them hyrox lads seem a bit Ponzi scheme. Said unashamedly as a running bore

 

[Yarrgh]

We need to add the grass eating Yoga gurus

A long, long time ago. (Let me count on my fingers ... at least 17 years ago, yikes) I had been going to yoga for several years, and was in an 'advanced' class based in the gay village area of Manchester. It was me and half a dozen of the most stunning women you could ever want to see. They obviously thought I was gay or something as it was very hands on in certain poses and well, anyway if there is a heaven it will be like that.

And now I am a lazy tubby waster, but for a moment...

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Cross Fit should get its own space to receive votes, bless

I would change my vote if Crossfit was its own choice, they are going to be the death of us all

 

[Rita_Poon]

A long, long time ago.

I can still remember...

?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Rough sex, as an exercise regiment, is underrated.

Walking...pffft, GTF outta' here.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Rough sex, as an exercise regiment, is underrated.

Walking...pffft, GTF outta' here.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

@Rita_Poon carry 130 lbs of deadweight woman on your hips around the house, then tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Rita_Poon]

@Rita_Poon carry 130 lbs of deadweight woman on your hips around the house, then tell me I'm wrong.

I'm carrying 124kg of dead me around.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I'm carrying 124kg of dead me around.

I knew you were a goth.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I knew you were a goth.

Go give the electronic music thread a nosey

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Cyclists definitely the worst. Mamils (middle aged men in lycra) all over the road yet they all still have potbellies. Terrible breed

 

[Buckers]

Great thread, so many to choose from. Amazed road cyclists are in the lead. Those ice bathers and open water swimmers won’t shut up about how amazing they are, anything inspired by the vacuous Joe Rogan generation surely take top spot these days. Gym, MMA, ice baths, carnivores, Trumpites. Gets them all up and put them on an island. Greenland maybe?