Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

Most irritating, self-satisfied and sanctimonious male exercise hobbyists?

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For me it's the martial artists. Many of them seem to believe that they are also automatically modern day philosophers just because they get choked from time to time. "Regular people just do not understand violence" I heard one of 'em say once. After I choked him, needless to say 😂
 


Daveysgingerlovechild said:
Inspired by the lifting, walking and running threads, I thought I'd ask GOT which exercise hobbyists amongst the male population are the most smugly annoying? The ones who act like they're better than everyone and anything, including sliced bread.

Fwiw, mine is martial artist fellas. Complete bores about how discipline has changed their life and completely smug in the knowledge they'll kick you in.

Oh, why men? Well because obviously we'll be tits about stuff, duh.

Yours?

Edit: 3 choices possible. Please explain top 3.
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Whats 5v5 Warrior mate? Have googled but non the wiser.
 
Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.
 
Bryan+ said:
Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.
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Dunno man, needs it's own thread.

Edit: actually it wouldn't look out of place in one of chico's match previews.
 

Bryan+ said:
Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.
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:lol:

I know a fella who`s the mirror image of who you`ve described there, the only difference is that he`s hiding out somewhere abroad, after all the encro`s getting cracked, ( because he had one, to be one of the lads ) leaving behind his missus and two kids in their Roman Temple style detached house, whilst he tries to find ways of getting money to them without revealing his whereabouts :lol:
 
COYBL25 said:
:lol:

I know a fella who`s the mirror image of who you`ve described there, the only difference is that he`s hiding out somewhere abroad, after all the encro`s getting cracked, ( because he had one, to be one of the lads ) leaving behind his missus and two kids in their Roman Temple style detached house, whilst he tries to find ways of getting money to them without revealing his whereabouts :lol:
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What’s encro’s? I don’t speak the lingo
 
Bryan+ said:
Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.
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encro = encrypted phone crime stuff (drug dealing)
110s = some flavour of nike air max
The shed conversion makes me smile as it is rather prevalent. Very rather.

:lol: + :pint2:
 

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