Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

[JLW]

I go the gym about 3 times a week, but joined one of those big commercial JD gyms a couple of years ago for convenience.

I hate everything about the whole experience now and I used to love going.

Ah the gyms that have people spend more time texting or weapons talking loudly "Ive got some bits here lad just give us an hour, what are you after" "Yeah sound lad gwed, il get on ye in a bit"

 

[DanB90]

Ah the gyms that have people spend more time texting or weapons talking loudly "Ive got some bits here lad just give us an hour, what are you after" "Yeah sound lad gwed, il get on ye in a bit"

Yep, that’s the one.

 

[JLW]

Yep, that’s the one.

Makes my toes curl with pure cringe!

 

[COYBL25]

What’s encro’s? I don’t speak the lingo

As Rita says above.

All the drug dealing crims in Europe and the UK had them, super encrypted phones, that looked more like satellite phones, than regular mobiles.

They all thought they were uncrackable and as result got very complacent in what they discussed on there.

One of the European police forces cracked them and then brought in the rest of the European police forces to join the party.

The net result, was that it was like shooting fish in a barrel with regards to arresting them all / shutting them down.

 

[Bryan+]

As Rita says above.

All the drug dealing crims in Europe and the UK had them, super encrypted phones, that looked more like satellite phones, than regular mobiles.

They all thought they were uncrackable and as result got very complacent in what they discussed on there.

One of the European police forces cracked them and then brought in the rest of the European police forces to join the party.

The net result, was that it was like shooting fish in a barrel with regards to arresting them all / shutting them down.

The amount of absolute weapons sending

1. Selfies of them selves
2. Home addresses
3. Birthdays
4. Photos of their cars, homes.


The deserved to be caught for being fkn stupid.

 

[Bryan+]

Follow the #encrochat hashtag on the nazi site and you’ll see all the encro wives (lip filler and botoxed up all running dry) complaint that it was a set up.

 

[Bryan+]

Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.

Final addition, usually has a “5 grand pure breed blue Frenchie”.

Said frenchie is borderline blind, can barely breathe would alert most burglars before either saw them and has nails longer than my favourite stripper because it only gets walked once a week after a weekend on it “fresh saturdeee n tha”.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can I suggest a new category please boss man @Daveysgingerlovechild

“Pub bros”

Personality about as deep as puddle, unable to articulate anything outside of Mo, Trent & haze derr lad and “Dubai with the missus n tha” next week.

Drinks (absolutely nothing but Madri, on TAP)

Ask the barmaids how their arl fella is doing and playfully thinks the bar manager is his mate. Owes his missus dad £20k only works cash in hand, all his mates are awaiting sentencing for encro, won’t go to any Turkish barbers ( “they all came over on small boats fella thanks to Keir”)

Christian Dior footwear, and refuses to ever wear any other trabs but 110s, template hair cut as his idol Stevie G.

Has a shed converted into a bar in his yard, THIS IS ANFIELD badge above the door.

Not a fan of your next door neighbour?

 

[Nymzee]

Not a fan of your next door neighbour?

Wasn’t invited into his shed bar

 

[Efcjake]

I am pleased to see the wise folk of GOT agree with my assessment.

The road cyclists are a scourge and must be destroyed.

 

[Yarrgh]

Wasn’t invited into his shed bar

The show off has Madri on tap I hear.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Wasn’t invited into his shed bar

shed bar
shed bar
Shed Bar!!

 

[Bryan+]

Not a fan of your next door neighbour?

You’ll never Bev alone, lad

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I’m a martial artist and I’d very easily pulverise every single one of you into a coarse paste, but I’m extraordinarily humble with it.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Think cyclists will get more votes because they're in the wild.
Gym bros still get tons of votes despite most people not seeing them at all