Most you've ever disappointed your partner

[COYBL25]

Especially since some of his posts have been in a thread about forum users helping each other through dark times in their lives. Who knows what to believe!

Yeah, he's been a regular in the depression thread. I don't really know what to make of it all, but disturbing tbh.

 

[Moomin]

I can't wait for the response.

 

[roydo]

I can't wait for the response.

Dont set the alarm clock.

 

[caught]

If only you knew the half of it. Mods with a lot more computer nous than me have played a blinder.

Shouldn't be too harsh on him. Don't forget he was in a coma for years.

Bravo @caught

I've been reliably informed I'm not the only one to have noticed something amiss. And I won't say anything else on the subject apart from this: he's probably a decent lad. The net's obviously a place where you can get attention whilst retaining some form of anonymity and, while the stuff in the depression thread was a bit much imo, I don't think he was intending to be malicious or hurtful.

It didn't have to turn into this: all I wanted was for him to admit he didn't make his mother-in-law drink wee.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

And make public the resource we have? Nah.

Woolly would. I always thought he was a better mod anyway.

 

[Moomin]

I've been reliably informed I'm not the only one to have noticed something amiss. And I won't say anything else on the subject apart from this: he's probably a decent lad. The net's obviously a place where you can get attention whilst retaining some form of anonymity and, while the stuff in the depression thread was a bit much imo, I don't think he was intending to be malicious or hurtful.

It didn't have to turn into this: all I wanted was for him to admit he didn't make his mother-in-law drink wee.

If it makes you feel any better, I've never urinated in my mother in laws drink.

 

[caught]

If it makes you feel any better, I've never urinated in my mother in laws drink.

Thanks mate, that means a lot. I just want the best for all mother-in-laws everywhere.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Dont set the alarm clock.

Haha

 

[jal123]

If it makes you feel any better, I've never urinated in my mother in laws drink.

Yeah, notice you didn't mention hog tying your father in law and drowning him though. Ever done that?

 

[ijjysmith]

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014


Aug 12 2014


Jan 3 2015



and



Sep 9 2015 – four months later



and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014


May 18 2015



There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

*stands applauds reads again

 

[Moomin]

Yeah, notice you didn't mention hog tying your father in law and drowning him though. Ever done that?

Yes, but I was in a coma at the time.

 

[ijjysmith]

I've been on here a while and seen some good hits but that is the best vaultage I've ever seen.

I felt bad that @Elong found a post where I liked Jack Rodwell FFS. But this is another level.

 

[jal123]

Yes, but I was in a coma at the time.

We all do daft things when we are 15, 16, 17 sorry, 18. Don't worry about it.

 

[roydo]

Woolly would. I always thought he was a better mod anyway.

Oh Christ, by a country mile. I just stop folk trying to make you buy weird protein drinks and herbal remedies for, *cough* "male conditions", the Mammoth, (and the others), actually read stuff on here then take pre-emptive action using the magic sawdust and magnets.

With help from posters at times.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Woolly would. I always thought he was a better mod anyway.

Roydo's under instructions not to tell anyone that mick works for MI5.