Most you've ever disappointed your partner

[Toast]

I've been on here a while and seen some good hits but that is the best vaultage I've ever seen.

I felt bad that @Elong found a post where I liked Jack Rodwell FFS. But this is another level.

It's scarily good.

I read it in my head, in a dead calm voice, and I imagined @caught sparking up a bifter once he'd finished talking, cool as you like.

 

[roydo]

Roydo's under instructions not to tell anyone that mick works for MI5.

Sake Woolly. Only just found out what road the M 15 was. Mick back on the tarmac game?

 

[Woolly Blue]

Sake Woolly. Only just found out what road the M 15 was. Mick back on the tarmac game?

Times are hard mate.
Anyway, we've said too much. Tell us about the time you disappointed your missus ..

 

[Toast]

Sake Woolly. Only just found out what road the M 15 was. Mick back on the tarmac game?

Mick from the Blackstuff.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Oh Christ, by a country mile. I just stop folk trying to make you buy weird protein drinks and herbal remedies for, *cough* "male conditions", the Mammoth, (and the others), actually read stuff on here then take pre-emptive action using the magic sawdust and magnets.

With help from posters at times.

Are there any weird protein drinks you recommend? For general health like? Asking for a little friend.

 

[roydo]

Times are hard mate.
Anyway, we've said too much. Tell us about the time you disappointed your missus ..

Well, as you ask, my most shameful one will forever remain under wraps. But yesterday was quite funny, in hind sight.

Mrs R is off this week, and I was out delivering. Called her near the end of the drops, like need owt for tea etc, and she was dead short when she answered. "I cant hear a word you are saying ffs".

Thought the call had died as I put the phone on the car seat, and muttered to myself, "There is no need for that the effin lazy cow"

Obviously. She heard THAT.

I think she was a bit disappointed.

 

[AlE]

So did we find out how old @Robertor is?

 

[Titus Bramble]

I love GOT sometimes

 

[WarringtonBlue]

Tame by standards here but...

Sacked off her nan's 90th last year as I had tickets to the derby (The Jag screamer one). I told her I'd sold it. Then told her early in the week work needed me in as we were doing a live software release at the weekend and I had to monitor it. Upset but OK

Of course I then whatsapp my mate on saturday going 'game still on? see you in the pub before kickoff?'. 20 seconds after I pressed send I heard a scream of anger upstairs. Of course i'd sent it to her.

Never moved so fast in my life to get out the house

Worth it though

 

[l4toffee]

Tame by standards here but...

Sacked off her nan's 90th last year as I had tickets to the derby (The Jag screamer one). I told her I'd sold it. Then told her early in the week work needed me in as we were doing a live software release at the weekend and I had to monitor it. Upset but OK

Of course I then whatsapp my mate on saturday going 'game still on? see you in the pub before kickoff?'. 20 seconds after I pressed send I heard a scream of anger upstairs. Of course i'd sent it to her.

Never moved so fast in my life to get out the house

Worth it though

lol

 

[Chang Elephant]

I think the mods owe us psychological context of what's been going on here. It's one thing spending time on a forum defending Osman, Howard, and Kenwright etc like Douglas, but this is another level of deviant behaviour.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I think the mods owe us psychological context of what's been going on here. It's one thing spending time on a forum defending Osman, Howard, and Kenwright etc like Douglas, but this is another level of deviant behaviour.

Next thing, we'll find out some people are posting things in the transfer thread that are pure imagination.

 

[The T-Dex]

Is it magnets?

Bet it's magnets.

How do they work, maaan?

Hahahaha, love you.

 

[Toast]

Hahahaha, love you.

Magnets made me laugh out loud in work earlier.

Love dualz.

 

[The T-Dex]

Magnets made me laugh out loud in work earlier.

Love dualz.

I'm having to stifle laughter.