Most you've ever disappointed your partner

[BigDunc'sFod]

Was a bit weird, it's not like I'm proud of it I just think it's quite a funny story now almost 10 years later on. I'd have to be a pretty sad person to come on a forum and tell people I'd weed in someone's drink if it wasn't true.

17 or almost 18... 10 years on you're 24 or 26?

For a laugh really, she's a bit annoying and I'd already had about 10 pints by this point so I was getting there, and he was more drunk than any of us by that point so he didn't have a clue what was going on at the time.

How did you manage to have 10 pints without being ID'd mate

 

[l4toffee]

17 or almost 18... 10 years on you're 24 or 26?


How did you manage to have 10 pints without being ID'd mate

I think someone else has been in a coma .

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I think someone else has been in a coma .

Morrissey's girlfriend??

I know, I know - it's serious.

coat.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Best ten minutes I've ever killed in work.

Bravo @caught

This thread has basically been a live action episode of Catfish.

Thought this was going a different direction at first. A friend could begin this way describing how he disappointed the ex...

 

[My Friend George]

Got caught having a tug. She came running over to see what I was looking at and saw a little shaved kitten running about on the screen. I didn't know whether it was best to tell her that I was actually searching for "shaved [Poor language removed]".

 

[BigBlueConk]

It's an old story but I still like to tell it as it is.

I was on my knees in my gf parents living room, scuttling her from the rear whilst bent over the couch.
I did my duty, honourably and satisfactory.

Whilst appropriating myself to a reasonable state of dress, she asked me what I was thinking about during the magic moment.
I never said a word. I simply pointed to a photo on the wall above her head. Of her sister.

 

[liamefc91]

Bump

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When I grassed her up for pissing in my dad's drink.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

When I grassed her up for pissing in my dad's drink.

Was this right before her coma, mate?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Was this right before her coma, mate?

Just before she put me in one with that devastating right hook of hers.

 

[rbm]

Where to start.

Usually just being me has been enough to give them the hump sufficiently to have them give me the elbow.

 

[WarringtonBlue]

Interesting story, mate. I'll be honest, something sounded a little off here so I did a bit of digging:

Feb 1 2014


Feb 2 2014


Feb 3 2014


and

Nov 20 2015

This is the greatest post on this forum ever

 

[l4toffee]

Has robertor been on since ?

 

[The Esk]

Has robertor been on since ?

He and any other accounts he has created have been banned.

 

[l4toffee]

He and any other accounts he has created have been banned.

Fair play .