MOTD

[Rita_Poon]

bbc1

 

[toffeemeister77]

Here we go

 

[Lineker]

Not payed your licence?? Detector vans are a Myth and a Fallacy"

In america, you watch television. In soviet Russia, television watches you.

 

[Preki]

In america, you watch television. In soviet Russia, television watches you.

In fairness your TV is crap.

 

[tonka1878]

In america, you watch television. In soviet Russia, television watches you.

I am unlikely to be watching television in either of those places.

 

[goldfinchmule]

In america, you watch television. In soviet Russia, television watches you.

Smart tv....china watches everyone.

 

[Lineker]

Smart tv....china watches everyone.

Seems nobody remembers the old yakov smirnov bit.

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Not payed your licence?? Detector vans are a Myth and a Fallacy"

Really? Well it's saved me a fortune in elecy, turning the lights off and hiding under the table every time the doorbell rings....

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Smart tv....china watches everyone.

Unless there's a Chinese man in my telly, they're not. No camera.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Unless there's a Chinese man in my telly, they're not. No camera.

Could of made a joke about that but not allowed anymore.

 

[tonka1878]

Really? Well it's saved me a fortune in elecy, turning the lights off and hiding under the table every time the doorbell rings....

I have a similar response but for different reasons. Council Tax!

 

[NeilMorepies]

Virgil not quite at Tarks levels of American Wrestling levels of over the top action, but an obvious penalty all the same.

Funny how they are never given if it could potentially hurt their point accumulation

 

[toffeemeister77]

Lineker, Walcott and Williams.

All ex Everton.

 

[Joey66]

People honestly bigging up jimmy hill?! He was the 70s throwback tit

Only man to get a pickle out of a Jar with his chin mate