***PUBLIC APOLOGY ANNOUNCEMENT***
I, Michael Murphy would like to offer my sincere apologies to all members of this forum. For the past 2 weeks I have been adamant the job belonged to Alan Stubbs and I admit I was wrong.
I heard it from his brother in law who heard it from his Mother, I genuinely believed this was the case as it was coming from the mouth of the family, now my impression is his Mother got "Alan has been interviewed for the Everton job" mixed up with "Alan has got the Everton job" she was probably doing some hoovering and just heard the words "Everton" and "job".
I hold my hands up and admit I have been naive and have acted in an barbaric manner for which I apologise. I hope you can all find it in your hearts and offer your forgiveness so I can swiftly move on and become an integral member of this forum.
Sorry.