Moyes Potential Replacement

[Furey1878]

I'm not a plumber or electrician but I'm a odd-job man and footie fanatic. Does anyone know Bill Kenwrights email address or where to send my CV? I want Atleast an interview and free lunch.

Doubt it mate. Kenwright's too busy interviewing the main candidates, designing a new badge himself, hammering the corrie directors for another cameo whilst simultaneously scouring the globe for the right investor in the Kenwright Sky Zeppelin.

 

[MickM86]

I think Kenwright should sell tickets fir Goodison on the unveiling of the manager.

With us all in seats and watching live on itv 12, bill could approach the mic and have all 3 possibilities in the tunnel.

"In third place, we have ??????
In second place, we have ?????
And ladies and gentlemen, the winner and your NEW manager of Everton Football Club is..,..................................................................................
"Get on with it you fat ****" says an audience member.

At this point Bill ****s himself and can't carry on the announcement

Someone continue the story

 

[paulashcroftefc]

Fingers crossed its true

 

[Pat's Van]

I think Kenwright should sell tickets fir Goodison on the unveiling of the manager.

With us all in seats and watching live on itv 12, bill could approach the mic and have all 3 possibilities in the tunnel.

"In third place, we have ??????
In second place, we have ?????
And ladies and gentlemen, the winner and your NEW manager of Everton Football Club is..,..................................................................................
"Get on with it you fat ****" says an audience member.

At this point Bill ****s himself and can't carry on the announcement

Someone continue the story

I would watch this.
I probably wouldn't go the live show, but I'd deffo watch it, like I'd Sky plus it or watch it on iPlayer or something

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Just get on with it FFS...Bill obviously wants to see this ridiculous thread reach the 1,000,000 views mark.

 

[Furey1878]

I think Kenwright should sell tickets fir Goodison on the unveiling of the manager.

With us all in seats and watching live on itv 12, bill could approach the mic and have all 3 possibilities in the tunnel.

"In third place, we have ??????
In second place, we have ?????
And ladies and gentlemen, the winner and your NEW manager of Everton Football Club is..,..................................................................................
"Get on with it you fat ****" says an audience member.

At this point Bill ****s himself and can't carry on the announcement

Someone continue the story

At which point Bill becomes jaded and unhinged and Murders the three candidates live on TV.

Shortly thereafter he announces that he is taking the reigns as our new manager......

To be continued...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

*limps

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Ian Dowie nailed on...

 

[Goat]

Ian Dowie nailed on...

You wish lad.

 

[noharmdone]

Ian Dowie nailed on...

Sharpie.. When you post, I look..

Please.. just for my sanity eh ?

 

[Pat's Van]

talking about the possibility of that Ralf Rangnick as Everton boss on the radio now

 

[griffla]

all radio stations? or a clue?

 

[overkill]

I think Kenwright should sell tickets fir Goodison on the unveiling of the manager.

With us all in seats and watching live on itv 12, bill could approach the mic and have all 3 possibilities in the tunnel.

"In third place, we have ??????
In second place, we have ?????
And ladies and gentlemen, the winner and your NEW manager of Everton Football Club is..,..................................................................................
"Get on with it you fat ****" says an audience member.

At this point Bill ****s himself and can't carry on the announcement

Someone continue the story

I would go to that, how much would the tickets be ?

 

[noharmdone]

talking about the possibility of that Ralf Rangnick as Everton boss on the radio now

What station ?
Sh*t porno names FM ??

 

[helpimonfire]

all radio stations? or a clue?

Porto FM