Moyes Potential Replacement

[Brennan]

Excellent criteria!

Even though Laudrup is my first choice, IMO he is unrealistic with his £10 m. release clause. That makes Pereira my number one.

Laudrup has already said no.

 

[ijjysmith]

And for his aftershave to play mind games on people.

Exactly.

He walks into a press conference and people immediately smell him.

The guys want to be him, the girls want to be with him.











I may be over selling this guy.

 

[Great Dane]

Lennon is quite small as well - history's most dangerous men were all small; Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon, Bush jnr. - he could be Jack the Ripper for all we know

 

[bluemangroup]

Yakin looks like Javier Bardem.

 

[Great Dane]

It's Pereira for me, based on the fact I know nothing about him and therefore cannot see his inevitable flaws. His 80s Portuguese holiday waiter beauty is sort of a flaw, I guess - the RS "slim Portuguese waiter" jibes will really sting, and our "your manager looks like a shark, talks like David Brent, and breeds sh*t footballer rapists" might not be enough of a response.

That gave me stomach cramps

 

[Moomin]

Yakin looks like Javier Bardem.

Could work well in negotiations to sign players like, scare them to sign.

 

[caught]

They have to wear them in portugal

Oh really?

Electronic tag, to ease the worries of husbands everywhere. Suspicious Minds starts playing every time he walks into a room.

 

[Great Dane]

Exactly.

He walks into a press conference and people immediately smell him.

The guys want to be him, the girls want to be with him.











I may be over selling this guy.

Portugese James Bond

We could go all aboard and as Enrique Iglesias to manage us

 

[D410]

Mark Bright MMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHUUUUWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Baines' left foot]

YOU'RE JUST A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAITER, A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAITER.

A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAAAIIIITTEEERRR!!

 

[Great Dane]

Could work well in negotiations to sign players like, scare them to sign.

STOP IT - I can't stop laughing

 

[bluemangroup]

Lennon is quite small as well - history's most dangerous men were all small; Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon, Bush jnr. - he could be Jack the Ripper for all we know

Napoleon for the record was average height at the time.

 

[ijjysmith]

Napoleon for the record was average height at the time.

He'd have been a good manager.

 

[caught]

YOU'RE JUST A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAITER, A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAITER.

A SLIM HANDSOME PORTUGUESE WAAAIIIITTEEERRR!!

On a f*cking banner, lid. A banner. Lid.

 

[bluemangroup]

Exactly.

He walks into a press conference and people immediately smell him.

The guys want to be him, the girls want to be with him.











I may be over selling this guy.

We'd have to replace z cars with careless whisper by George Michael.