Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
Is he old enough to be lamped in the jaw?
He most certainly is! He has a queue forming!
Even my mate who works for FIFA who tries to see things from different perspectives even though he is a huge Evertonian has questioned his mental stability.
I was actually embarassed to tell anyone when I first found out, especially on here...
but it is just too funny