The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Probably working on new signage, the little man has fallen off the door of the gents.
Gawd bless ya, this is true optimism at its best.Personally think its all done and waiting to be announced. Besic wouldnt have been going to Austria anyway due to his participation in the World Cup, so it'd make sense to get it all done before they left as Roberto and everyone would of been there.
That's alright then, although I may need to find a new euphemism for my night-time adventures with Mrs. orchard likeTaking all the money from the vending machines and counting it up.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to not believe you on this occasion.
I noticed your car drive past. I'm in the fields with my binoculars in my recon tent, ready to report what is going on at FF.
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Who is the player?
How da feck are you sposed to pick thatJust got this photo, to the right of the main entrance, 5 cars to the right i think you can see Lukaku's agent getting into his car smiling.
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Too right mate. Do one Bung's, you skeptical fur-bagOkay mate no probs. Don't care really.
Too right mate. Do one Bung's, you skeptical fur-bag
What did he look like? Surely your mate had an idea?He doesn't know. I'm just relaying what I've been told. It could be nothing.