Welton Toffee
Player Valuation: £40m

Nice one monty, will let you know if there's any developments

DO NOT DO IT VIA ANY MEANS OTHER THAT FACE TO FACE !
practice in the miror if you have too, dont bottle it by asking her out in any means other than paying the respect of face to face.
Firstly, Ive been there mate. I have the solution.
When youre talking to her just whip your wang out on the sly and just carry on talking, dont look down. After a while ask her if she has a safety pin and when she asks 'what for' just look down and wink.
She's be smoking your purple head custard chucker within seconds.
You. Lucky. Boy.
3 Take no bloody notice of Chico
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Thats golden advice.
as in golden: no one touch it.