My day

[Ct jr.]

Yup.

Golden advice if my main aim in life is to be locked up, which surprisngly it isn't

CRIMINALIST!

 

[Ct jr.]

Exactly.

The tag under your name certainly applies.

 

[monty]

Now I see exactly what you were talking about monts

at least I try Rodders

 

[Welton Toffee]

Right, well I'm off for a couple of days now. The match tomorrow then going to see the big brother in York on Friday.

Catch y'all later

COYB

 

[SuitsBlue]

have a nice time, dont forget the camera tomorrow.

!

 

[Cal]

Ah ffs.

Just got back from the cinema. Had a good time but didn't bloody ask her again. I really am [Poor language removed], just can't seem to say what I want when I'm with her. I really wanted to ask tonight, but for seem reason I just couldn't bring myself to do it. God I annoy myself sometimes :angry:

It was all clear in my mind - ask her for a quick word on the way out of the cinema, ask if she fancies a going for a drink sometime, and there we go. Job done. Not exactly the hardest thing in the world to do eh? Well, apparently yes, yes it is. What a plank I am.

Seeing as I seem to have an inability to say what I want, I'm debating whether or not to ask her via e-mail. Although I really wanted to ask face to face. I'm an idiot. FACT

Are you American?

 

[Dylan]

Cal, an American would not say 'Fancy going for a drink'

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Are you American?

What would an English suitor say?

 

[Dylan]

'Allll-right love, fancy a shag?'

??????

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe they don't say anything, just a fake trip followed by a wibble. Or in my case just walk up to them and wibble.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Lesson for Rodders

1) Take breath.

2) Open Mouth.

3) Say " You're looking pretty smart, fancy coming for a drink tonight to have a chat and a laugh.

4) That's great what time shall I pick up?

5) Okay, see you later.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Haha, you smoothie Robert. However I did pretty much the exact same thing yesterday to no avail. Must be my hollywood looks

 

[Robert Jarvis]

No try taking your mask off or putting it on.

 

[micknick]

**Trot up to her- say thats a nice top, grab her collar from the back and say- Ahhh thought so, made in heaven.

 

[micknick]

Firstly, Ive been there mate. I have the solution.

When youre talking to her just whip your wang out on the sly and just carry on talking, dont look down. After a while ask her if she has a safety pin and when she asks 'what for' just look down and wink.

She's be smoking your purple head custard chucker within seconds.

You. Lucky. Boy.

Its so funny I was actually thinking of saying something very similar- girls like confidence and big willies. Luckily Ive got both.

















If that doesnt get me hated nothing will