My day

[Welton Toffee]

haha, I'd forgotten about that thread. I look a right numpty in my pic

 

[chicoazul]

I like Jarvis, him and Monty are what we can aspire to be.

Like the Stubbs and Carsleys of the world.

Im VDM.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

What does VDM stand for?

Any guesses from anyone?

 

[monty]

Rodders, don't listen to these amatuers, not a clue any of them. If its a chat up line you want I have one that come with a health warning, firstly are you over 16?

 

[Welton Toffee]

Rodders, don't listen to these amatuers, not a clue any of them. If its a chat up line you want I have one that come with a health warning, firstly are you over 16?

Yes.

Although from the very fact that you've asked that I'm thinking this line is going to be slightly dodgy?

 

[Ct jr.]

What does VDM stand for?

Any guesses from anyone?

Very Deranged Monkey!

 

[Robert Jarvis]

1.000.000 points to Junior. Got it right.

 

[monty]

Yes.

Although from the very fact that you've asked that I'm thinking this line is going to be slightly dodgy?

This line is simple and it has never failed for me or anyone I've given it to............are you sure you are ready for it?

 

[Welton Toffee]

[Poor language removed] MEGA NEWS!!!!

Just talking to 'one of the lads' on MSN. And he says that TWO people have told him that she likes me! And there was me bricking it thinking there is no way she would possibly want to go out with me!

First thing tomorrow I am asking her out. I'm made up

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Bham

 

[micknick]

Bham! Indeed.

Remember what I told you Welts- good luck fella.

 

[chicoazul]

Cha-zzam.

Go up to her and just neck her, dont say anything.

Youre well on for bare tit there mate.

 

[SuitsBlue]

[Poor language removed] MEGA NEWS!!!!

Just talking to 'one of the lads' on MSN. And he says that TWO people have told him that she likes me! And there was me bricking it thinking there is no way she would possibly want to go out with me!

First thing tomorrow I am asking her out. I'm made up

careful, 'one of the lads' doesnt sound so full of credence, beware the "tests"

keep your wits about you and be a little coy, dont seem desperate because i 24 carrot gold guarantee that will cause an obstacle. stay [Poor language removed] cool.

 

[Welton Toffee]

careful, 'one of the lads' doesnt sound so full of credence, beware the "tests"

keep your wits about you and be a little coy, dont seem desperate because i 24 carrot gold guarantee that will cause an obstacle. stay [Poor language removed] cool.

Nah, he is one of my really close mates and believe me when I say he would never lie about something like this. He's a great lad and I'm just made up he's told me. He is really good mates with both me and her and told me that she's too shy to ask me and he's talked to some of her other mates and they decided that they should tell me for her Which is nice

He also said that aside from the two people telling him, it's really obvious that she likes me. Shame I'm not the most observant of people eh

 

[fozzy]

Nah, he is one of my really close mates and believe me when I say he would never lie about something like this. He's a great lad and I'm just made up he's told me. He is really good mates with both me and her and told me that she's too shy to ask me and he's talked to some of her other mates and they decided that they should tell me for her Which is nice

He also said that aside from the two people telling him, it's really obvious that she likes me. Shame I'm not the most observant of people eh

get in there mate fill those boots!!!!

go to the chemist first though!!