My Football Diary

[Bungle]

Don't worry mate, I'll be there too, I'll be your wing man.

Are you actually going? Where you sitting?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Are you actually going? Where you sitting?

Can't remember the seat number, but in EE I think.

 

[Bungle]

Can't remember the seat number, but in EE I think.

OK mate if you're about pre or post match let me know, otherwise you know where me and Mick will be at the half time break.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

OK mate if you're about pre or post match let me know, otherwise you know where me and Mick will be at the half time break.

We'll be in the crabtree before hand I think mate, & if not I'll see you behind the goal, with Mick, as I know what him & his missus look like.

 

[Bungle]

We'll be in the crabtree before hand I think mate, & if not I'll see you behind the goal, with Mick, as I know what him & his missus look like.

I get the feeling you're not entirely genuine but we'll see mate, more than likely be in the Eight Bells so catch you at half time if you're really going.

 

[Degs62]

We'll be in the crabtree before hand I think mate, & if not I'll see you behind the goal, with Mick, as I know what him & his missus look like.

So basically you'll be looking for a Turkish model inflatable woman, Alan Stubbs and an Ewok?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

So basically you'll be looking for a Turkish model inflatable woman, Alan Stubbs and an Ewok?

I reckon I could pick Mick out of a line up mate, I even know he shaves his chest ffs.

I've never seen Bungle, but I reckon I'd be able to spot the shifty deviant in a crowd, as he'd be the one accidentally bumping into birds in the foyer, whilst hiding his erection behind a long anorak.

 

[Bungle]

Can't argue with that description to be honest

 

[orchard]

So basically you'll be looking for a Turkish model inflatable woman, Alan Stubbs and an Ewok?

That's ace mate...spread rep etc...

 

[MickM86]

Foot long, I'm in row EE at Fulham as well

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Foot long, I'm in row EE at Fulham as well

haha, nice one, with a bit of luck I might end up perched next to your bird mate.

 

[Cena]

Foot long, I'm in row EE at Fulham as well

Do you offer the best in 4g networks?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Right that's it bungle, when you go down the front at half time to meet mickm86 I'm gonna tell the stewards youre meeting someone and gonna go sniff coke off his cock in the toilet.

 

[chicoazul]

F*cking hell.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Right that's it bungle, when you go down the front at half time to meet mickm86 I'm gonna tell the stewards youre meeting someone and gonna go sniff coke off his cock in the toilet.

They'd still not go anywhere near the bogs mate, as all the lids will be in there smoking ganj.