My Football Diary

[MickM86]

They'd still not go anywhere near the bogs mate, as all the lids will be in there smoking ganj.

Yea hahaha.

 

[Del]

Mike can we see a picture of your bird?

 

[MickM86]

Mike can we see a picture of your bird?

As much as I would love to, I want to stay on topic or this will turn into "mikes bird thread"

 

[Cena]

As much as I would love to, I want to stay on topic or this will turn into "mikes bird thread"

Code: there is no bird

 

[Del]

Code: there is no bird

I thought so Cena

Shame that lids have to lie on here tbh

 

[Bungle]

I get the impression you're on a bit of a wind up here Mick, you aren't gonna leave me stood there at half time wondering where you are are you? When in fact you aren't actually going to the game at all?

 

[peteblue]

So basically you'll be looking for a Turkish model inflatable woman, Alan Stubbs and an Ewok?

Should be easy to spot......

 

[MickM86]

Of course I'm going otherwise I wouldn't have said. You'll see me 100%

I'm in Putney End 5

 

[Bungle]

Of course I'm going otherwise I wouldn't have said. You'll see me 100%

I'm in Putney End 5

OK mate, I'm just a bit gullible at times and don't want to be made to look an idiot. I'll probably be fairly pissed though as I'll be getting up there early. Checked with the Mrs and looks like it'll be just me going.

 

[Del]

Of course I'm going otherwise I wouldn't have said. You'll see me 100%

I'm in Putney End 5

Does your bird have big bangers lad?

 

[MickM86]

Does your bird have big bangers lad?

I don't want to sound arrogant but if you read my first post it says she's going to West Ham not Fulham.

No she hasn't got big boobs, they're just normal size. Last I asked it was 32B but that was when we were teenagers, I don't know if it's changed or not and frankly I don't care. Bungle, have they changed?

 

[MickM86]

OK mate, I'm just a bit gullible at times and don't want to be made to look an idiot. I'll probably be fairly pissed though as I'll be getting up there early. Checked with the Mrs and looks like it'll be just me going.

Have you bought a ticket yet?

 

[Bungle]

Have you bought a ticket yet?

Yes mate, it's at home, can't remember which row I'm in but I'll have a look when I get home tonight and let you know.

And no, there's been no change in your mrs boob size, still a reasonable handful.

 

[MickM86]

How boss was the Chelsea game? We arrived at the ground about 4:30ish and walked over to the fan zone, I heard there was Spanish entertainment on so I thought that would kill a bit of time. As we got there a little girl was reading out the team lineups and after hearing "Steven Naismith" I said come on let's go. I was walking down Goodison Road saying "why? Why Steven Naismith?" We went to the shop by crofts social club, got a drink and went and stood by a someone's garden wall outside the Gwladys street turnstile. About 10 minutes later we went into the ground. "I'm going the toilet" said my bird. "Me too" I replied. Off we went to the toilet and as I walked in there was an envelope by the urinal with tickets in. I had to make a fuss didn't I, "Who's dropped tickets?" I shouted. "Are these anyone's?" Pointing to this envelope on the floor. I realised after I had said this that they were tickets for today's game and basically didn't mean anything. I thought to myself, why am I making a big deal of something that is irrelevant now and secondly, has nothing to do with me? People were looking at the tickets on the floor as I Walked away from them to take a piss. Nobody picked them up, probably thinking "what's this lad on about?"

We made our way to our seats to watch the lads finish off their warm up and pre match nerves kicked in as forever Everton played out the PA system. We all know the rest, we won 1-0, on our way out the lads were singing and my bird said "it's the best game I've been to" "this is just the beginning" I replied. We walked towards the taxi club were her Mum was parked waiting to take us home. Once home I said "lets go out for tea" in the car we got and drove off to a pub by St. Helens called the seven stars were I attempted the 1kg meat challenge. Did I do it? Did I ****!
I left loads of chips, the bun and one burger. Not bad for £9.99 though. Would go there again.

It's West Ham Saturday with the lids and as you know, there'll be some stories to tell come Sunday!

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]