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MickM86 said:
How boss was the Chelsea game? We arrived at the ground about 4:30ish and walked over to the fan zone, I heard there was Spanish entertainment on so I thought that would kill a bit of time. As we got there a little girl was reading out the team lineups and after hearing "Steven Naismith" I said come on let's go. I was walking down Goodison Road saying "why? Why Steven Naismith?" We went to the shop by crofts social club, got a drink and went and stood by a someone's garden wall outside the Gwladys street turnstile. About 10 minutes later we went into the ground. "I'm going the toilet" said my bird. "Me too" I replied. Off we went to the toilet and as I walked in there was an envelope by the urinal with tickets in. I had to make a fuss didn't I, "Who's dropped tickets?" I shouted. "Are these anyone's?" Pointing to this envelope on the floor. I realised after I had said this that they were tickets for today's game and basically didn't mean anything. I thought to myself, why am I making a big deal of something that is irrelevant now and secondly, has nothing to do with me? People were looking at the tickets on the floor as I Walked away from them to take a piss. Nobody picked them up, probably thinking "what's this lad on about?"

We made our way to our seats to watch the lads finish off their warm up and pre match nerves kicked in as forever Everton played out the PA system. We all know the rest, we won 1-0, on our way out the lads were singing and my bird said "it's the best game I've been to" "this is just the beginning" I replied. We walked towards the taxi club were her Mum was parked waiting to take us home. Once home I said "lets go out for tea" in the car we got and drove off to a pub by St. Helens called the seven stars were I attempted the 1kg meat challenge. Did I do it? Did I ****!
I left loads of chips, the bun and one burger. Not bad for £9.99 though. Would go there again.

It's West Ham Saturday with the lids and as you know, there'll be some stories to tell come Sunday!
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You've missed out on so many fine details! What was the weather like? Were there any different smells to usual? Was your seat warm enough? Was there a tall lad in front of you so you had to dodge and weave each side of his head throughout the match? Is Distin as marvelous close up as he is on the telly? Who's knob did you snort coke off? How many pictures of foof were taken?

So many unanswered questions, it's like a cliff hanger!
 

Erm, so many questions to answer.

The weather was moderately mild. I had a purple jumper, purple chinos and black pumas with a purple stripe. The fella who sits in front of me is about 5ft 5, I'm 5'9 so I can see sound. My bird sits in the seat behind me so when we stand up I step to the side a bit, the lad who sits next to me never turned up so I told my bird to get in there. Good bunch of lads where I sit, everyone has a laugh an it's the same faces.

The closest I came to cocaine when there was a few lads queuing up in the bogs for a toilet and I was in the queue cos I wanted some bog roll to blow my nose. Two lads both went in a cubicle and I went in the one next to them but decided to walk out into the open and blow my nose in case they thought I was havin a stripe.

It wasn't the ultimate fighter mate, I haven't seen that since Dave Faulkner was on it years ago.
 
MickM86 said:
Erm, so many questions to answer.

The weather was moderately mild. I had a purple jumper, purple chinos and black pumas with a purple stripe. The fella who sits in front of me is about 5ft 5, I'm 5'9 so I can see sound. My bird sits in the seat behind me so when we stand up I step to the side a bit, the lad who sits next to me never turned up so I told my bird to get in there. Good bunch of lads where I sit, everyone has a laugh an it's the same faces.

The closest I came to cocaine when there was a few lads queuing up in the bogs for a toilet and I was in the queue cos I wanted some bog roll to blow my nose. Two lads both went in a cubicle and I went in the one next to them but decided to walk out into the open and blow my nose in case they thought I was havin a stripe.

It wasn't the ultimate fighter mate, I haven't seen that since Dave Faulkner was on it years ago.
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Just been going through some boxes and found my first season ticket book

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Mick, i'm sorry for being a tit to you.

You're an Evertonian and that is all that matters. I did actually really laugh at the "I need the toilet - So do I"
 
Cena said:
Mick, i'm sorry for being a tit to you.

You're an Evertonian and that is all that matters. I did actually really laugh at the "I need the toilet - So do I"
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No worries mate, I don't hold grudges or anything. 3 points tomorrow is all that matters!
 

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