My leaving thread

[Kurt.]

Sake.....

 

[Groucho]

Look, whenever anyone makes a leaving thread, everyone, general members and us staff alike, only think one thing.

And that one thing is “hurry up and sod off then”.

 

[anton66]

I recall a nightclub in Liverpool ...Sinatra’s I think it was...and I pulled a mum and daughter...the ma was actually tidier than the daughter. This was back in 85. I did alright with the ladies but I think my accent helped as a Kiwi accent was a little unusual on Merseyside back then.
Anyway long story short: I bought a nice room in the Adelphi Hotel but my great mate Phil crashed the party and ended up goosing the ma while I made love to the daughter. I recall her being very adventurous and liberal minded.
Fun times!...and Everton was really good back then!!

Brilliant. Goosed and made love to? Obviously the mother didn’t want kissed.

 

[Death]

Got that ugly and hot thing going on and I am all over it

A real ‘I could actually have a chance’ boner.

(you wouldn’t)

 

[Seathestars]

With the angels, but in good company, Sutcliffe, Des and Ray Clemence.

Take it easy

 

[Tramps_mate]

Look, whenever anyone makes a leaving thread, everyone, general members and us staff alike, only think one thing.

And that one thing is “hurry up and sod off then”.

You could always facilitate the speeding up of said leaving for the aforementioned member!

 

[Tramps_mate]

Only because tradition says we absolutely must.

Nothing sinister, it's still the greatest Everton frandsite in the world and I've loved it.

All the very best to you all (genuinely) and happy christmas when it gets here x

To be fair, he's not been seen since!

 

[Groucho]

Arsed though

You could always facilitate the speeding up of said leaving for the aforementioned member!

 

[Michaelcoyb]

Oh ffs so @orly was Chico the whole time, if I hadve known that earlier I would’ve appreciated him more.

Can someone please point out his next one early doors for me

 

[deipnosophist]

I am imagining that Ross Pottinger will be well pleased that @orly leaving has distracted recent forum attentions regarding the homesickness epidemic sweeping through Finch Farm. Potty does not come out of such discussions in a very manly light!

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Phil crashed the party and ended up goosing the ma while I made love to the daughter. I recall her being very adventurous and liberal minded.
Fun times!...and Everton was really good back then!!

There's a more appropriate word for the situation you've described here and it ain't that...you're foolin' nobody.

 

[deipnosophist]

There's a more appropriate word for the situation you've described here and it ain't that...you're foolin' nobody.

...I was merely being cognisant toward GOT's 'rude words' filter...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Arsed though

Kinda think we should tbh. Be arsed about each other that is.

 

[Brownie]

Ah okay, fair enough. If you could get back to me by the end of the week that would be ideal. Likewise any questions give me a shout.

Thanks

 

[chrismpw]

Does Orly not know he could simply switch off and disable the GOT chimbo lights. Bit of an over reaction.