2023/24 Nathan Patterson

[GoldenToffee]

#JeSuisPatto

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

you do know that our games get transmitted around the world dont you? they even have captions with players names on and everything. You do know that the Everton players play in the most televised club competition in the world. God knows how but they do. Portugal isnt that far away and I believe that they have TVs so they may know who Patto is.

Who was bring their tea out for them? Doris the goodison tea lady or restaurant staff? Who was serving drinks in the bar, Alan from the players lounge or restaurant staff? Who was overseeing the event from this big corporate client that was taking over your private booking room for big bucks for the night, Steve from the 1878 lounge or perhaps the restaurant manager?

You do know that a newspaper's job isnt to tell the truth dont you? Its job is to tell 'a story', a version of the truth if you like. We have heard one side of this, nothing else, no context, no alternative story, nothing from the victim or perpetrator, but you crack on with your beliefs based on the thin end of jackshiit. Have you not noticed that the only news feeds to take this up are the trashy red tops and sports sites (who will lap any old gossip up)? None of the serious press seem interested.

Can you please define the serious press?

 

[Simon Buttle]

The players get to see something productive for a change from Patterson.

Maybe if the beep test master will actually select him in the first place then he can show what he can do, Coleman can't even get in atm.

 

[Littlesue]

Imagine players today working under Cloughie

 

[Simon Buttle]

Nothing wrong with a little knockdown.

I don't see Dyche even daring to do something like this to a senior player.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Imagine players today working under Cloughie

Modern day players wouldn't actively choose to play for someone like that imo

 

[HTCHERO]

Maybe if the beep test master will actually select him in the first place then he can show what he can do, Coleman can't even get in atm.

Patterson has played enough and he's crap.

 

[MikeH72]

I don't see Dyche even daring to do something like this to a senior player.

Or a senior citizen (Young)

 

[arch stanton]

Can you please define the serious press?

Oh the sun, mirror, daily mail, daily express, you know, all the good ones. You win mate, while you think about the other points I'll just pop you onto ignore, enjoy your turkey dinosaurs.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Unfortunately for Patterson he's going to become a Martyr on here for the undercover Lampard loving Tories who have been desperate to see our staunch Labour manager given the boot from day one.

If the rumours are true of Tarkowski pulling Dyche to one side, maybe it was a well rehearsed act in trying to light a fire under some of the boys ?

Either that or as I suspect, Patterson was acting a fool whilst families and young children were trying to enjoy their meal on holiday and Dyche being leader took it upon himself to challenge Patterson's behaviour.

I would hope that as professionals earning a lot of money (Dyche included) that they'll have all sobered up this morning and moved on from this.

 

[blulouie]

Nothing wrong with a little slap. I don't buy into all this hugs and safe space rubbish.

Maybe you are out of step with life.

 

[Ferguson1878]

If Dyche ends up being the cock of Everton then we defo need liquidation

 

[Moomin]

Horrendously mismanaged this kid

His agent has made him look like a bad grass.

 

[Fralahna]

Not sure if you've seen the reported details but apparently Dyche and Tarks went full Dudley Boyz and 3D'd Patto through a table in Portugal. But just then, Colemen's music started blaring out of the speaker. The crowd went wild.
Not sure what happened after that but sounds like it was resolved.

 

[Moomin]

Dyche slapping him is 100% wrong.

Patterson going crying to his agent who then goes to the Teenwolf reporter at the Daily Heil is 110% wrong.