Maldini is known as one of the best CBs and readers of the game, of all time, and for being an absolute beast when tackling.Malidini quote "If I have to make a tackle, then I've already made a mistake"
So naturally this is a very fair comparison to someone who is neither a CB nor will likely reach the best in the world heights. lol
Don't think Dobbin will ever reach Beckham's levels too - same braindead logic.
What makes it hilarious btw is the fact that Coleman is atrocious but for some reason a saviour or something. He hasn't had legs/pace - his only consistent footballing quality - for a few years and the most recent injury will have knocked most of what's left there away anyway, he can't and was never able to cross consistently and he's only good at defending when we're set up with a deep back 4 and someone basically doubleteaming RB with him, leaving us with half a team anyway.
But it's okay lads, bash the lad, aged 21 (22 in a week btw), because he's not an instant god. Which Coleman also wasn't (and still isn't) but it was okay to give him time, as "60k" and also he's the correct Christianity. Oh yeah also "EXPERIENCE".
We don't deserve good things.