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Don't want him to ever play for us again.
Alan0401
Player Valuation: £8m
He's a contender for worst player in the league along with a few others in the team.
Honestly would play a kid instead of him
Rollo Tomassi
Player Valuation: £15m
You just knew he wouldn't score when he was in on goal, he could be a millimetre from the line with no opposition anywhere near him and he would still miss!
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Rarely scored at brighton despite them laying on so many chances....see them now with Ferguson. Different ball game.
Cant score unless its a worldie.
Can’t play long ball, he is useless at aerial battle, the ball just kept coming back to our half.
Can’t play short ball, he is always attempting short back pass when he received the ball and the passage of play becomes meaningless.
Can’t play overlapping ball because he is slower than Maguire.
Basically all attacking options are dead with him in the squad.
[Poor language removed] useless
Can’t play short ball, he is always attempting short back pass when he received the ball and the passage of play becomes meaningless.
Can’t play overlapping ball because he is slower than Maguire.
Basically all attacking options are dead with him in the squad.
[Poor language removed] useless
Alan0401
Player Valuation: £8m
Brighton are flying without this bum.
kenada_blue
Welcome to Barcelonaton FC
Best ran club in the country
Just not at this level.
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £15m
Prize raffle on the county road beforehand. Bring your boots kids.
TheVelourFog
Player Valuation: £6m
He is not suited to our style at all and you have to wonder who thought he would be.
rochdaleblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Tom Cannon on loan at Preston looks twice the player (not difficult I admit). I think you’ll see Cannon and Simms leading the line next season in the championship. At least they’ve had plenty of experience at that level!!!
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
At this point the fans are gonna have to just start booing his every touch so that the manager's hand is forced and he takes him out the squad to protect him. You don't like to think like that, but we're desperate here and you've got knob head Sean Dyche thinking he can turn Maupay into Messi.
Toffee-nerd
Player Valuation: £20m
Championship? Cos that's legitimately what we are. If that. Quality in the side is awful. That fat Spanish rat was what set this in motion. Fans kept us up last season. Wish we still had Digne and James for some creativity. Letting Richy go this summer with Maupay and McNeil as the attacking options coming in. Letting Gordon go (as much as he's a little prick) in Jan with nothing coming it. Kenwright and Moshiri. All on you.
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