Hope he gets run over by a tractor.
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Hope he gets run over by a tractor.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
Maupay got run over by a tractor
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Koita
But as for me and Thelwell we believe
I blame myself for singing that song 6000 times on the spin, which resulted in driving my dad away from the family home, thus destroying his and my mums marriage.
Oh well, it was a boss song so it all evens itself out
Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £6m
Lampard probably DID love him at Brighton - ya know, where he was safely 250 miles away from this football club.
Yes your right. Still need to play a bit.
Maupay, mo’ problems
…..just hope he’s working as hard on his fitness this summer as he did last summer. Apparently he reported for pre-season in great shape.
irishtony1878
Player Valuation: £20m
Has he gone yet?
Mate I'll be shocked if he's only in the squad come the start of the season.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Maups is a good egg.
Saw right through that dosser Lampard & winds up all the arl gammons on social media.
Hope Dyche can integrate him back into the squad next season.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
he's a massive helmet who's disliked by absolutely everybody, tries to make up for the fact he's very average at football by being a tool
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
You're a provocateur, you!!!
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
But hang on, I thought he was a Lampard signing?
2022/23 - Kevin Thelwell
Lampard pushed for Maupay and wanted his team building around DCL who we all knew wouldn't stay fit mate. Whilst a CF would have been nice in January the questions raised are: 1. Did we have the money to sign a decent one ? 2. Where there any decent ones out there available who wanted to join...
2022/23 - Kevin Thelwell
Ludicrous shout that. Our defence and Midfield are both stronger since he arrived and I'll hazard a guess we'll finish this summer window with a stronger attack than what we've had post Ancelotti also. Since January we’ve lost 2 keepers, 3 defenders and 3 midfielders and we look likely to lose...
Relegation 2022/23
No repent needed from me sir - Benitez didn't relegate us. Lampard possibly has though :( Strange logic this. If we go down it will be under neither of them, although both will have contributed, yet you are absolving one of them of blame completely. Very odd.
2022/23 - Kevin Thelwell
It’s 1 in 3 when you take into account minutes on the pitch which is a good record. It is not a good record at all. He’s crap and doesn’t score goals and that’s why Brighton bombed him out for Daniel Welbeck.
Now please explain how he “saw through” Lampard if you will. Your Lampard obsession is truly bizarre and you are an absolute weirdo.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
He scored gols for both Brighton & Brentford who set up the team to suit him.
That fool Lampard signed him, played him in the worst possible set up which completely destroyed all his confidence and form (turning the frustrated fans on the player in the process).
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