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Neighbours and parking.

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Xmas or not.......... MOVE THAT FECKIN CAR FROM ACROSS MY DRIVEWAY.

I live at the end of a cul-de-sac so it is awkward enough getting in and out, but her next door who has space for about 3 cars on the drive, parks right at the end meaning their other car then parks up to it on the path and road, directly in front of my drive. getting out aint too bad but requires a bit of backwards and forwards, getting back in is a whole different matter though and is awkward enough without a car there.

Made it known plenty of times that I am on call and should I not be able to get out if called out during the night then I will have to wake them to move it.

I even cleared all the snow and ice so that the turn and slope wouldn't be slippy, and they parked on the bit I cleared. I cleared our drive then when I got back they had dug out their car and chucked it all on the end end of ours, Requiring shifting before we could get back in.


The Mrs went round yesterday as I don't think I could ask with any kind of politeness any more, some 15 hours later she has now moved the car (more like gone out) but it's a certainty that she will park in the same place when she gets back.

The blatant disregard for everyone else really gets on my wazz tbh. She's a stamp her feet to get her way type that was obviously never told "NO" as a kid, which was evident as soon as they moved in. Within days she was requesting trees be cut down and some neighbours did...... not this cat, it was there when she was 5 y.o. and there it stays. "I want a new fence," well tbh the one there isn't that old and I have treated it every year, "well I'm having new all round and it won't match, my Uncle will do it and it will only be about £600 each." well tbh we have other things requiring £600 way before replacing a fence that is fine, and we could do it for less than half of that if we do it (suspects uncle was making it so that they pay feck all of the 'half'). This is when it became apparent that for the 1st time in her life she had been told "No."

Anyway, rant almost over, just 1 more thing, PUT YOUR FECKIN BIN AWAY !! they came on Thursday ffs, and your bin is still on the end of MY DRIVE, and I have to keep moving it (they just keep putting it back there rather than put it away).

HUMBUG !!

She'll be outside foir a smoke at about midnight, if i poke it through the aforementioned fence maybe we can put our differences aside for a couple of mins.foir a sn
 
People like that deserve nothing else but a slap. Can't stand that. All I can suggest is you start being as inconsiderate as her, even more so. It may seem childish, tit for tat like, but it's the only way you're going to get through to a person like that. When she comes round whinging and moaning you can then smile at her and say 'what about all those times... now you see how I feel'.
 
They sound like [Poor language removed].

£600 going halfs on a fence? I'd have laughed in the cracked cows face.

As for the car business: there's nothing cracks me up more than ignoramuses and parking outside houses. Taste of own medicine called for there. Let them start knocking on your door and see how they like it.
 
I had the same problem a few years ago. Normally it wasn't impossible to get out but occassionally our ( ex) neighbours more or less blocked us in. I asked them politely a few times to try harder and they did for a little while but soon dropped back into their normal, inconsiderate ways.

One evening they parked in a position which made it almost impossible to get out. I was fuming and was all for going round and having it out with them but decided to put Plan B into operation. I set our alarm for 4am, got up and went and banged on their door, telling them there was an emergency and I needed to get out now.

The guy came out in his boxers, was very apologetic and shifted his car. I drove off at speed to the emergency, parked the car round the corner, went back home ( through the back door just in case he was still around ) and settled down again.

They never parked like that again.
 

I had the same problem a few years ago. Normally it wasn't impossible to get out but occassionally our ( ex) neighbours more or less blocked us in. I asked them politely a few times to try harder and they did for a little while but soon dropped back into their normal, inconsiderate ways.

One evening they parked in a position which made it almost impossible to get out. I was fuming and was all for going round and having it out with them but decided to put Plan B into operation. I set our alarm for 4am, got up and went and banged on their door, telling them there was an emergency and I needed to get out now.

The guy came out in his boxers, was very apologetic and shifted his car. I drove off at speed to the emergency, parked the car round the corner, went back home ( through the back door just in case he was still around ) and settled down again.

They never parked like that again.

Ahahaha brilliant. More neighbour stories please lads!
 
Our neighbour used to always block my car in. Went round and asked them to move it on many occasions. They haven't blocked us in since i went round and got them out of bed at 3.30 in the morning so i could go to work.
 
Our neighbour used to always block my car in. Went round and asked them to move it on many occasions. They haven't blocked us in since i went round and got them out of bed at 3.30 in the morning so i could go to work.

That's brilliant
 
Hire a caravan for a week and leave it in the middle of the street. Then hire another and get a mate to park it there as well. Hang a washing line from one side of the street to the other. Voilà.

All the neighbours will move out.
 

£600 for a FENCE?! We just went halfs with the neighbours for a new fence and it only cost £100 and they're some big ass panels!

I say you punch her. :D

Or put your bins where she wants to park her car, she seems like the type who'd rather park somewhere else then get out and move them.

My brother has the same problem, the street he lives on is the same and it's really tight and he has to park all the way down the street 'cause the neighbours park outside his rather than their own all the time, he's got a 6 week old baby, they shouldn't really be having to trail down the street with her when she's unwell!

It gets me so angry -.-
 
£600 for a FENCE?! We just went halfs with the neighbours for a new fence and it only cost £100 and they're some big ass panels!

I say you punch her. :D

Or put your bins where she wants to park her car, she seems like the type who'd rather park somewhere else then get out and move them.

My brother has the same problem, the street he lives on is the same and it's really tight and he has to park all the way down the street 'cause the neighbours park outside his rather than their own all the time, he's got a 6 week old baby, they shouldn't really be having to trail down the street with her when she's unwell!

It gets me so angry -.-

*jizzes
 
I had the kopite across the Road, from the first day he moved in he parked his car outside my House, they are a 2 car family you see, so his missus would park outside theirs, then he started just parking outside my House even when their was space outside his.

That was untill the Day I saw my arse and screamed abuse at him, I just lost it and went mental, he never said anything back, I think he was a bit shocked tbh. Hes never spoken to me since, which is a good thing, cos hes a massive weapon, but hes never even parked on my side of the Road since.

FLAWLESS VICTORY
 
She just came back and parked in EXACTLY the same place, her fella has now parked his on the bend and path (unpassable for pedestrians i.e. kids) and directly opposite someone elses drive, he parks it there when he has to move for her, often double parking so much that I have to put the mirrors in on the Jeep.


These are the folks that
had the 'copter over our house and Filth in our back garden
whilst doing up the house would cut tiles at 10pm in the front garden
hammer drill at 10.30pm on the opposite side of the wall from where the kids sleep
pump bass at 3am every week


As I say, no consideration or 2nd thoughts for anyone but themselves. I wish her post natal would kick in, and she instantly turns into the battleaxe that is her mother. I want her to be miserable, she may as well be as she always looks it, I swear she has tears in her eyes when she passes 'the tree.'
 

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