Neighbours and parking.

[EFCNIK]

She just came back and parked in EXACTLY the same place, her fella has now parked his on the bend and path (unpassable for pedestrians i.e. kids) and directly opposite someone elses drive, he parks it there when he has to move for her, often double parking so much that I have to put the mirrors in on the Jeep.


These are the folks that
had the 'copter over our house and Filth in our back garden
whilst doing up the house would cut tiles at 10pm in the front garden
hammer drill at 10.30pm on the opposite side of the wall from where the kids sleep
pump bass at 3am every week


As I say, no consideration or 2nd thoughts for anyone but themselves. I wish her post natal would kick in, and she instantly turns into the battleaxe that is her mother. I want her to be miserable, she may as well be as she always looks it, I swear she has tears in her eyes when she passes 'the tree.'

Ahaha she sounds like a right twazock. How come she had the police over yours and a helicopter buzzing over? And she pumps bass at 3am. Is she a student?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Nah, just young.

A guest had legged it from cops (drink driving). About 4 cars and the whirlybird arrived, I stood with the window open watching it all.

It's all in a thread somewhere, maybe sharpy's shed one.

 

[ijjysmith]

Have quite the opposite here!!

House next door is for sale so been using their driveway!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Have quite the opposite here!!

House next door is for sale so been using their driveway!

The other sider are the total opposite, we have a double drive and they park to make it easier for us, but now they have another car so not always possible for them to do that.

 

[Woolly Blue]

She just came back and parked in EXACTLY the same place

*cough* three-inch nail

*cough* wedged up against tyre

*cough* might cause a puncture

Downside is she might have an accident and crash into some poor b^gger, so just pee in a bottle and pour it through their letterbox instead.

 

[alan ball]

I could not agree more, do the barstewards, you have done all you can to reason with these ignorant gits so do 'em. I had similar problems with neighbours so my heart goes out to you

*cough* three-inch nail

*cough* wedged up against tyre

*cough* might cause a puncture

Downside is she might have an accident and crash into some poor b^gger, so just pee in a bottle and pour it through their letterbox instead.

 

[EFCNIK]

Live next door to two absolute mentalist lads. One 19 one 17. Families always had problems. We live in a supposed nice area but for the last coupla years all there scally mates from the 'other' side of the village (turns nose up) have been hanging outside their house just being a general eye sore and loud nuisance. I dont mind it like, but there are kids around and they are always shouting and swearing really loud. My dad cant even be arsed going out in the garden to have a smoke because they are ALWAYS there on the other side of the fence. Anyway, bout a year or so ago their mum had had enough and left their dad ( who is sadly a decent bloke ) so he was left to do deal with it all. Other night I was in my bathroom laying a most foul otter when I heard a really upset girl shouting and crying outside the back of their house. Naturally I opened the window so I could hear. It was ****ing epic. I was sitting their having a much needed and enjoyable bowl drop, whilst listening to a real life episode of Eastenders and munching the popcorn. It turns out the woman was their dads girlfriend (or woman thats been going around his house for ****ing ever now) and she was on the phone to the police. Turns out both of the sons had attacked her for some reason. Police came round (for about the 5th time I've counted) and I got to listen to the fall out. The elder lad has been in trouble before for attacking his girlfriend (who looks like a ****ing crack whore) and I dont think it's going to be too long before he's doing some porridge. It's ridiculous. Theyve grown up in a 4 bed detached house. They've just never been told 'no', especially by their mum. The dads just given up now. Sad to see because he is actually a decent bloke. Goes to show that you never know whats going on behind the door.

 

[chicoazul]

Sharpy's Shed Story was GOT Gold. I've even been to his and paid homage to the most holy of GOT shrines.

Unfortunately the only way they'll stop it is by getting a grip of the fella mate. Stupid like, but they sound that type. Next time Everton play up your way we'll have a GOT day out and WWF them on the front lawn. I'll even wear spandex.

 

[EFCNIK]

Sharpy's Shed Story was GOT Gold. I've even been to his and paid homage to the most holy of GOT shrines.

Unfortunately the only way they'll stop it is by getting a grip of the fella mate. Stupid like, but they sound that type. Next time Everton play up your way we'll have a GOT day out and WWF them on the front lawn. I'll even wear spandex.

*purchases front row tickets.

 

[Del]

No problems with parking just one side playing really loud music till good knows what time most nights and the otherside thinking she owns the road because her son is a footballer

 

[Woolly Blue]

Sharpy's Shed Story was GOT Gold. I've even been to his and paid homage to the most holy of GOT shrines.

Unfortunately the only way they'll stop it is by getting a grip of the fella mate. Stupid like, but they sound that type. Next time Everton play up your way we'll have a GOT day out and WWF them on the front lawn. I'll even wear spandex.

Brave man, it's hard not to look a prick in Spandex, but if anyone here can, Chico can.

 

[chicoazul]

He lives in the Wool Zone, nobody will blink an eye. Trendsetter even.

 

[Brownie]

To be fair if you got the foxedge, reidsharp and chico triumvirate together, you could probably just pick up the car and move it into their back garden.

 

[EFCNIK]

I'd stand there and flounce the instructions.

 

[chicoazul]

You're our muse BRoWNz.