Neighbours and parking.

[Bungle]

I live in a flat so we have allocated parking spaces, my space happens to be outside a scitzofrenic guys house and he regularly has his mates park in my space and it a totally ignorant fu*ck. I asked politely a few times for him to leave my space free and was ignored, i then found fag buts put out on my bumper. Safe to say that a shed load of paint stripper and two wrecked cars has prevented the use of my space again. The best thing is he knows it was me but he has no proof. I love the thought of him going scitzo about it and throwing his own sh*t up the walls in protest, and then smothering himself in it and crying

 

[Matt Damon]

All true Matt, but the coppers, in general, will only act if you're totally blocked in, and even then, they'll only do it grudgingly.
Double yellow's is a bad idea. It stops you parking there as well.

All your suggestions are sensible but a spud up the exhaust should always be the first option, allegedly
In olden days ( before electronic keys ) superglue in the lock was a nice touch, and would still work nicely on a front door lock

If they didn't do it, I'd be submitting freedom of information requests, letters to the chief constable and MP and generally going all Jason Bourne on their ass.

To be fair if you explain the situation on the above, to the average plod they will do something. But they'll want photos and stuff to show its persistent.

 

[tommye]

What a ****. What an utter ****. I'm by no means a cop hater but my word you get some prickish ones like that who use the law to fulfill there own prickish needs. Just gonna have to be sly about revenge mate. Do something that could have been anyone.

already reaping revenge in my own way. Being a builder its quite easy to nip out of the loft window and break some of his roof tiles whilst knocking of his chimney pot or spray weed killer over his lawn during the night. These may only be small victories but victories none the less. The battle continues.....

 

[EFCNIK]

Pmsl here lads. I'm on my phone so I can't bold stuff but loving the **** up the walls thing and tommy's sneaky weed killer idea.

Keep posting the battles here lads, fast becoming one of my favourite threads.

 

[tommye]

Pmsl here lads. I'm on my phone so I can't bold stuff but loving the **** up the walls thing and tommy's sneaky weed killer idea.

Keep posting the battles here lads, fast becoming one of my favourite threads.

i have others. Unfortunately for him he quite likes his very old car that he's had from new and is in mint condition so the addition of diesel in his petrol tank literally stops him in his tracks. Loud music on continuous loop while I'm out (AC/DC Back in Black a fave of mine), revving the nuts off my van at 4am, leaving outside security lights on all night (lighting up his bedroom like blackpool). Inviting all my friends and their kids round on a RS on sky day, bouncy castle a must. Deliberately setting off house/car alarm at uncivilised hours. I have plenty. This is a war he will not win!!!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

All true Matt, but the coppers, in general, will only act if you're totally blocked in, and even then, they'll only do it grudgingly.
Double yellow's is a bad idea. It stops you parking there as well.

All your suggestions are sensible but a spud up the exhaust should always be the first option, allegedly
In olden days ( before electronic keys ) superglue in the lock was a nice touch, and would still work nicely on a front door lock

yeah but I'd be the one that ends up fixing the locks for the usual fee of feck all like everyone else expects,


I've checked out the dropped kerb thing and a copper who used to live opposite says that it isn't an offence, he had looked into it himself.