Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

Moomin · August 30, 2016

Bungle said:
My track record with trannies involves telling a battered old tranny that I was talking to a ghost that was stood behind them on chaturbate, and subsequently got them to turn round and show their cock to the ghost.

I'm not sure I'm the best person to ask.

What type ghost was it? You could be the new Derek Acorah.

Ghosts and Trannies, hit tv show all over it.

Seathestars · August 30, 2016

Shocking this like, poor guy asks for advice and gets it big time.

Write to this guy and ask for advice, then when you meet him, punch him.

Durham Toffee · August 30, 2016

tommye said:
Says him who wants to blert his cousin...

Bitch

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 30, 2016

BigDunc'sFod said:
Does the Grafton still exist?

Gone a long time ago mate.

Once got of with a girl in there, went back to her's, got up the next morning, was getting my gear of the floor, and there are her knickers lying on the floor looking up at me full of skid marks! brought a bit of sick up in my mouth, and got off sharpish.

DualityNSNO · August 30, 2016

Sapie88 said:
Have you tried dating trannies/crossdressers?

@heatmeiser

Durham Toffee · August 30, 2016

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Gone a long time ago mate.

Once got of with a girl in there, went back to her's, got up the next morning, was getting my gear of the floor, and there are her knickers lying on the floor, looking up at full of skid marks! brought a bit of sick up in my mouth, and got off sharpish.

The heady days of youth, eh?

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 30, 2016

Durham Toffee said:
The heady days of youth, eh?

If something like that happened now, I would have got home and scrubbed myself to death in the shower, when your young, you don't care as long as you're getting a bit of action.

tommye · August 30, 2016

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Gone a long time ago mate.

Once got of with a girl in there, went back to her's, got up the next morning, was getting my gear of the floor, and there are her knickers lying on the floor looking up at me full of skid marks! brought a bit of sick up in my mouth, and got off sharpish.

Mum says hello...

chicoazul · August 30, 2016

@bizzaro lurking and taking loads of notes on this thread.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 30, 2016

tommye said:
Mum says hello...

Thank her for the dose of Gonorrhoea!

tommye · August 30, 2016

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Thank her for me, for the dose of Gonorrhoea!

She said she got it off your dad.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 30, 2016

tommye said:
She said she got it off your dad.

Who got it off your Grandma.

tommye · August 30, 2016

chicoazul said:
@bizzaro lurking and taking loads of notes on this thread.

Surely a man as clever and successful as him needs no help. (Apart from with his poor neighbour who he stalked)

tommye · August 30, 2016

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Who got it off your Grandma.

Nope. He got it off YOUR grandma

Bungle · August 30, 2016

Moomin said:
What type ghost was it? You could be the new Derek Acorah.

Ghosts and Trannies, hit tv show all over it.

He said I had a gift and that the hairs on his arms were standing on end, I was so proud and I think I fell in love with him a little bit. He was about 60 and looked a bit like Sid Waddell that did the darts commentary, but in a skirt.