Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

degsy · August 30, 2016

I've only read P1 but wonder how far in before The Lisbon gets mentioned.

Yorkie · August 30, 2016

COYBL25 said:
Deflection isn't the same as a denial ?

Lets use it in a sentence to find out.

Barkley's goals are often denials.

Doesn't really fit.

peteblue · August 30, 2016

He needs advice from @Hayee .........

Deleted member 24970 · August 30, 2016

Coming on GOT asking for dating advice is like going to Anfield Stadium on a match day and asking for a normal person.

Another words - Suicide.

tommye · August 30, 2016

peteblue said:
He needs advice from @Hayee .........

chicoazul · August 30, 2016

Bryan said:
I already checked his age. If this is true he is a 2 year old sleeper.

I know of a six year sleeper on here. It can be done.

Whistlin' Dixie · August 30, 2016

You don't wanna sleep with women, mate. It's the staying awake part where the fun's at. I guess it's alright when they're asleep, like - Rohypnol's ace for that.

Oh, and get someone (preferably a girl) to spread a rumour that you've only got a two-inch todger; it intrigues the women who hear about it - and once a woman's intrigued...You've got them by the balls - so to speak.

Except nowadays it's more or less true in my case - brewer's droop be a bish. :confused:

Deleted member 28206 · August 30, 2016

chicoazul said:
I know of a six year sleeper on here. It can be done.

Whaaaaaaaat!

chicoazul · August 30, 2016

Bryan said:
Whaaaaaaaat!

Straight up bra.

hibbo'sclass · August 30, 2016

chicoazul said:
Straight up bra.

Is this a boob bondage device?

chicoazul · August 30, 2016

hibbo'sclass said:
Is this a boob bondage device?

You asking toots?

Sharpys top lip · August 30, 2016

Chico is this you lad....................

anyway....

Bottle of rohypnol and a big knife always worked wonders for me.

squad balancing hahahahahha

hibbo'sclass · August 30, 2016

chicoazul said:
You asking toots?

For a friend - obviously.

heatmeiser · August 30, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
@heatmeiser

I could definitely put him in touch with a few good time girls from Naps. Buy them a couple of double brandy cokes and he'll be wondering what he ever saw in actual females in the first place.