Honestly out of all the things in this thread the least believable is what Zat said.
Again.
Again.
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Oh ffs. I thought there was going to be some post from Zat's history where he blagged he played for Stoke.
Probably blagged he owns Stoke's canteen's bins or something, and that got him laid with 32 girls in 1 hour.
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Absolutely howling at some of these replies. Brilliant stuff.
To the OP: Start gently and work your way up. Do you have female cousins, or nieces, who are weaker than you?
Having lots of money helps. Having a flash car helps. BUT these things will only get you certain types of women. Confidence is the key. Why do dickheads get the most women? Because they exude confidence. Women like to have other women look at the man they are with and feel jealous.
The other thing that attracts women is the idea of "one-upping" another woman: this is why married men / men with girlfriends find it somehow easier to talk to women. It's not that the man has relaxed and isn't trying, it's that he has become a prize in the eyes of other women - some of them will try to take him away from his wife / girlfriend in order to prove that they are prettier / sexier than the wife / girlfriend. "Queen Bee" syndrome, if you will.
I managed to get married by sleeping with most of my female friends and stopping when I found a rich one. Don't waste time trying to meet women in bars, or on tinder - you have female friends who are pretty, sleep with them. If you find one you like sleeping with and who doesn't treat you like dirt, start a relationship with her and see how it goes.
To the OP: Start gently and work your way up. Do you have female cousins, or nieces, who are weaker than you?
Having lots of money helps. Having a flash car helps. BUT these things will only get you certain types of women. Confidence is the key. Why do dickheads get the most women? Because they exude confidence. Women like to have other women look at the man they are with and feel jealous.
The other thing that attracts women is the idea of "one-upping" another woman: this is why married men / men with girlfriends find it somehow easier to talk to women. It's not that the man has relaxed and isn't trying, it's that he has become a prize in the eyes of other women - some of them will try to take him away from his wife / girlfriend in order to prove that they are prettier / sexier than the wife / girlfriend. "Queen Bee" syndrome, if you will.
I managed to get married by sleeping with most of my female friends and stopping when I found a rich one. Don't waste time trying to meet women in bars, or on tinder - you have female friends who are pretty, sleep with them. If you find one you like sleeping with and who doesn't treat you like dirt, start a relationship with her and see how it goes.
Zatara
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Thats not the first time and i doubt it will be the last
Zatara
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The funny thing is that it did happen. I just tell her that its better than knocking someone up and how sad that would be if it happened on his first time as hes inexperienced.
They had all the relatives over around xmas i think both of them got drunk and it all came out...apparently he just sat there laughing.
Apparently she gave my version of events and my reasoning and argued for me after spilling the beans...lots of laughter but not been invited to see anyone all year
Tonight, on our brand new special "This never happened" segment of GOT News:
No Zat. No.
Zatara
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Was thinking the same about myself all alone downstairs in this Filipino hooker bar (if anyone knows 'Dimples' in Burgos street Makati) and then pondering if i would ever do the same for a future son...
Getting lashed up and on best behaviour as any moment he could pop his head up somewhere and grass me up if i did any mischief.
Girlfriend actually not bothered about me hitting these types of places...as long as im with mates and i guess never hears anything bad.
Zatara
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lol anyone whose been to SE Asia and seen these bars would assume it was more likely true than not.
I dont think its a bad thing at all tbh...quite pleased with myself.
Zatara
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32 is a bit on the high side... but in some of the VIP rooms in these bars all that you want to happen can happen.
Generally goes from £5 to £10 ish for girls drinks and they do whatever it is as long as you keep buying them drinks...they take 50% and bar takes the other half.
Ive been to loads with mates and clients...usually good fun until they know your name.
Are you also one of the girls?
Holy hell...what a thread.
*curses work for actually making me work today
*curses work for actually making me work today
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