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I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.
If Zat's managed to bag a bird there, maybe you should move to Asia. You'd bag abar 20.
Get money, get bitches.
Word.
Eeew. Because I'd rather eat pilau than pillow Because I'd rather have a chapati than a chapatit.To loosen you up round the back for later?
Not actually because that would be gross. And illegal. More like if I'm old enough to be their mother not interested.I think you'd remember tbh.
Not like being a lad were you're hoping you're not gonna get an awkward text a couple of months down the line!
Absolutely howling at some of these replies. Brilliant stuff.
To the OP: Start gently and work your way up. Do you have female cousins, or nieces, who are weaker than you?
Having lots of money helps. Having a flash car helps. BUT these things will only get you certain types of women. Confidence is the key. Why do dickheads get the most women? Because they exude confidence. Women like to have other women look at the man they are with and feel jealous.
The other thing that attracts women is the idea of "one-upping" another woman: this is why married men / men with girlfriends find it somehow easier to talk to women. It's not that the man has relaxed and isn't trying, it's that he has become a prize in the eyes of other women - some of them will try to take him away from his wife / girlfriend in order to prove that they are prettier / sexier than the wife / girlfriend. "Queen Bee" syndrome, if you will.
I managed to get married by sleeping with most of my female friends and stopping when I found a rich one. Don't waste time trying to meet women in bars, or on tinder - you have female friends who are pretty, sleep with them. If you find one you like sleeping with and who doesn't treat you like dirt, start a relationship with her and see how it goes.