New Everton Manager

[tsubaki]

Conte and Sergio Ramos in a double reveal

Ramos whilst he tears an effigy of Benitez on half, showering the journalists in attendance with small dioramas of Ramos breaking Salah.

 

[catcherintherye]

What you hear about weir coming back i kno he has had some coaching jobs

Yes some people mentioning he my be part of the team, might have been in the Echo.

 

[4737carlin]

I reckon the club are just laughing at us all gullible, they've not really spoken to Benitez they just find it hilarious how angry we all are.

It's a master stroke in trolling, the size of the bite is unprecedented and will never be topped

 

[catcherintherye]

Precisely. At Chelsea he brought in Zenden as an assistant.

At Liverpool, he had Sammy Lee.

At Newcastle he brought back Simon Smith as a Goalkeeping coach.

I can see him using Ferguson quite a bit. What I don't see him doing is "shaking things up" as some are suggesting, as he's never really done that before. His "shaking things up" is essentially "asking for money". Of all the problems at Everton, the owners willingness to give money is not one.

 

[Furey1878]

At this stage, all roads lead to Martinez.

Think I might get the train instead.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Kinda. Got paid 3 mil to leave.

Same thing.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

 

[mikel_88]

Yes some people mentioning he my be part of the team, might have been in the Echo.

Yeah if we benitez just seems like forced moved to settle the fans then.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Why would he be a good choice?

He brought through lots of good players at Chelsea, got them top 4 in the middle of a transfer ban after losing Hazard. He would be happy to build a team and would be less likely to play the same old failing senior players.

I just have a hunch that he would be good. I think you need to big names to get the respect of dressing rooms these days.

 

[toffeeblue9]

Kinda. Got paid 3 mil to leave.

I have literally only this minute put two and two together re this fella's username

This song was popular when Benitez was the manager there

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@Eggs I agree, please everyone who is calling Benitez, "Rafael" cease immediately...

David Moyes = Moyes
Roberto Martinez = Martinez
Ronald Koeman = Koeman
Sam Allardyce = Allardyce
Carlo Ancelotti = Ancelotti*

Why "Rafael" ? Its killing me lol


*ok it could be Carlo due to Davide being assistant.

Erm...

David Moyes = Moist
Roberto Martinez = El Loco
Ronald Koeman = Tiger Woods
Sam Allardyce = Big Fat Sam
Carlo Ancelotti = Tinkerman

 

[Noble Savage]

The Everton Recruitment Process

Stage 1: Abduction
Stage 2: Rough-housing by hired goons (possibly featuring Duncan)
Stage 3: Fingernail extraction
Stage 4: Sleep deprivation
Stage 5: Sound torture, sponsored by Megafon
Stage 6: Dispatch to Goodison in the boot of a Renault Megane
Stage 7: Bill Kenwright

It's at stage 7 that most candidates break and accept that the Everton job is not for them.

If the prospective manager can get through all the tales of Saint Bill's childhood without having to feign interest , the job's theirs .

 

[JMT]

can we at least announce Nunes to soften the blow.

 

[Connor]

No just that it's preferable to Benitez.......just

Did we see what happened to Chelsea when he left??????????

 

[willo30]

He won the league.

Kind of proves my point really in the fact you can still do well even after a thrashing in one game.