New Everton Manager

[Exeter_Gently]

I've read that they are considering Pirlo.
Why?

Coz he's got lush locks and has tremendous style.

 

[bring back the catt]

Coz he's got lush locks and has tremendous style.

Plus he is still quicker than any of our current midfielders.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Plus he is still quicker than any of our current midfielders.

Correct, Kind sir.

 

[Tommy.]

Coz he's got lush locks and has tremendous style.

A Loriel advert with him and Gomes would truly be a thing of beauty, an advert I could really get behind throwing eggs at my TV at.

 

[marnie]

It's war for me if Moyes comes back. All out war from the off.

He spat in our face.

NEVER FORGIVE
NEVER FORGET

TBF Dave. There aren't many days when it's not all out war for you on any subject.

 

[Debunkology]

Interesting that Conte still hasn't agreed to Spurs job.

I wonder if Moshiri has contacted him.

 

[jayden28]

Let's just get someone who actually coaches the players and not someone who just says "just play" and hopes for the best.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Interesting that Conte still hasn't agreed to Spurs job.

I wonder if Moshiri has contacted him.

Exactly the reason I hope Moshiri stays right out of the search and leaves it to Brands.

 

[Debunkology]

Exactly the reason I hope Moshiri stays right out of the search and leaves it to Brands.

You wouldn't want Conte?

 

[LeeCarsley]

You wouldn't want Conte?

if Conte and Brands fight over transfers it'll just be Carl Anchovies all over again

 

[bring back the catt]

A Loriel advert with him and Gomes would truly be a thing of beauty, an advert I could really get behind throwing eggs at my TV at.

My head resembles an egg these days such is my hairline, so maybe I should throw my skull at the TV to join the spirit. Oh wait, just a moment. I forgot and did that watching the Burnley game and never bothered to have the thing mended. The TV that is, not my head for after being a match going fan since 1954 I'm afraid my head is well beyond repair.
Thanks for that, Everton.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Thanks Sass, I was asking him rhetorically lol

yeah surely this is no place for facts!

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

You wouldn't want Conte?

Not wanting to speak for Eggsyblueskin here, but I personally would if we were a bit more stable and had recruited better. But I really feel that we need to get in a manager who wouldn't necessarily demand top level expensive players, but one who will develop younger players. Our squad is such a mess.

I think lots of Evertonians feel this way. Just not sure Conte would be a good fit.

 

[Tommy.]

My head resembles an egg these days such is my hairline, so maybe I should throw my skull at the TV to join the spirit. Oh wait, just a moment. I forgot and did that watching the Burnley game and never bothered to have the thing mended. The TV that is, not my head for after being a match going fan since 1954 I'm afraid my head is well beyond repair.
Thanks for that, Everton.

I know and understand your pain all too well my folically challenged brother.
Unfortunately having a name like Thomas also leaves me wide open to increasingly hilarious gags as being called "Tom Thumb" and the likes. The blokes I work with are a real hoot.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Conte gets angry at every single club he’s at. If he made it past the transfer window it would be great for one season but I couldn’t see him not losing it at Everton fairly quickly