If we all start posting loads of nonsense one here, we'll get there in no time
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The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
I feel a bit like Dougal in Father Ted. 'I didn't know I had to follow up a good idea with lots of other little good ideas, I want out Ted!'Such a status carries very high risk.
I'm hoping he comes back saying he knows nothing so I can nip this in the bud.
Julius Geezer
Player Valuation: £2.5m
There's been a few pun based episodes on this thread !
I can recall a fish one and , surprisingly , a Russian based one.
I was Stalinglad that came to an end!
Gets coat.......
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Would it make sense for Everton to buy that yard? Suppose it could be used for a club shop etc. but you'd think that would be better inside the dock area.
Unless they are going to smash through the dock wall and divert the road I would question why we might need it.
Unless they are going to smash through the dock wall and divert the road I would question why we might need it.
Gardocki
Player Valuation: £8m
It's probably not even true.
If it was, it could be used for bars / restaurants etc, or if there was a problem with access points to the site due to the wall being listed, it could potentially be utilised for the opposite end of a pedestrian bridge over the road and wall.
Duncan Disordely
Player Valuation: £35m
If they're buying up land the other side of Regent Road that can only be a good thing as many have said the Dock footprint seems small for a stadium and bars, restaurants and shops to fit into. Move some of those over the road and keep more space for the stadium
Maybe you can buy wide strips of wood ,hold in front of your face , to recreate the obstructed view experience 
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
Pretty talented to run a timber yard and operate on animals.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
He treats beavers pro bono and they in turn work for him on the wood
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I suppose it makes sense, when I first saw it on a map I thought it looked a bit silly as the actual building is right opposite an entrance anyhow. But after having a look at Streetview if that attached yard is part of the sale then it could easily have footbridges etc. coming from Everton owned bars/restaurants.
Dixie D
Player Valuation: £6m
lol think maybe we should leaf these puns for now...as they might get sycamoreWe'll just have to branch out before anyone else twigs
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
True Blue Terry’s business has been going for more than 30 years, and he employs a staff of around 30 on his massive site opposite Bramley-Moore Dock.
He tells us: “As an Evertonian I’d be as happy as Larry if we moved here – as long as they gave me an executive box!”
More seriously, as to whether he would seek to stay where he is or find new premises, he says: “If anything does happen, I can’t say what I’d do until I heard Everton’s plans. My priority, though, will always be my business and my staff – I am 100% committed to the business and the business will carry on whatever happens.
“But I think it would provide a great boost to the area if Everton came.”
He tells us: “As an Evertonian I’d be as happy as Larry if we moved here – as long as they gave me an executive box!”
More seriously, as to whether he would seek to stay where he is or find new premises, he says: “If anything does happen, I can’t say what I’d do until I heard Everton’s plans. My priority, though, will always be my business and my staff – I am 100% committed to the business and the business will carry on whatever happens.
“But I think it would provide a great boost to the area if Everton came.”