Stephen Gibson
Player Valuation: £15m
I like this. Nothing violent but petty things like a jumpers for goalposts kickabout on a perfectly manicured lawn etc. We could be like extinction rebellion but in Everton shirts with jobs, money, happiness & a minimun 2 showers or a good bath a day rule.I do like the thought of Evertonians turning up en masse at follies and abbeys across the country to protest, terrifying the old dears selling tickets and ice creams.