Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[JohnRoss23]

The ref?

Yes. Team’s performance too.

 

[Jager24]

Take Gordon off and put another in midfield. We're getting overran

Take them all off and just go home

 

[Wat Tyler]

We don’t have an idea how to score goals. Full backs offer nothing in attack…midfield static…striker isolated.

Lampard needs to figure it out quickly.

We take ages to do anything with the ball then the two cbs end up sending it long when everyone is already behind the ball. It’s painful.

 

[dannyboy]

Need a whole new forward line. Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Gray and Gordon all garbage

Think those 3 are hung out to dry by the rest of the team. They get bugger all support.

 

[Oasis1878]

What’s Gordon valued at now?

With the fall of the pound, roughly £18.72

 

[Simo]

If Frank doesn't make at least 2 changes at half time, I'll begin to lose faith. This is a sh!t show.

You mean like Saturday just gone?!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

The worry is that we’ve started looking like we have no idea how to score again, not sure if its the way we’ve set up or the fact that we just need better forwards.

We just need better wingers mate

 

[Saint Domingo]

We’re poor but no team in the league gets shafted by the referees as much as us. The decisions since Lampard have been in post have been criminal.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

A different ref and we’re 1 up against ten men

How have we scored a goal in your scenario?

And don't tell me a penalty off of Gordon's dive

 

[Jadubsee]

Team of pansies who can't make five-yard passes and hit the deck at every opportunity

 

[Yorkie89]

You’re half right. Joelinton should be gone, but that was never a pen

Top 6 teams plus the Saudi barcodes get a penalty for that. It’s a free kick outside the box and he’s gone across the back of Gordon and unfortunately in the modern game players feel contact they go down

 

[banno]

Gray has to go off. Leave Onana on he is OK.
I would be inclined to bring Garner on for Gray and sure up the centre. Drop Iwobi deeper and maybe use gordon and DCL up front. Play a 442

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Honestly think if we had a Pienaar instead of Gray we'd be so much better.

We have nobody who can knit the final third.

Iwobi isn't the answer either sorry folks. Purple patch aside.

There's no composure in our final third and it's going to dictate a other relegation scrap. Said it in the summer and when the window shut. Was so bloody obvious.

 

[maccavennie]

Absolute state of that performance

Abysmal doesn't cover it

Mykolenko offered nothing
Coleman offered nothing
Iwobi absolutely dreadful
Onana nearly as bad
Gueye offering nothing
Gray absolutely brain dead
Gordon offering nothing
DCL offering nothing

In fact I'd say Tarkowski and Coady are the only two who you can argue are putting in anything that resembles a performance.

Deserve to be about 3 down. Get 2 up top and take one of those crabs in the middle off

 

[BigMick]

Tony Pauli’s’ Stoke was more entertaining than this Everton side

Thanks for reminding me of them. Bad enough suffering for another 45 minutes watching our lot without images of him with his baseball cap and dazzlingly white trainers flashing through my befuddled mind!