Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

[lungo]

Terrible finish from Tarks, should be putting them away.

tarks having a lot of fun

 

[Miked1e]

var'd off. still 1 down. amazing huh.

No it wasn’t …. 1-1

 

[Rita_Poon]

Tarkowski off our post, all smiles now.

 

[Cels]

FFS! That's the closest we've come to scoring all game

 

[Goat]

Tarkowski trying his best to kill us

He had to drag his manager off a young lad he was bullying.

 

[Kylito]

i’m off to take my oxycontin

Infinitely more fun than watching this lol

 

[anton66]

No subs


Colour me surprised

He’s happy getting beaten only 1-0 or he would have made a change seeing we need to score.

 

[matty1878]

The last time we scored 2 goals in a half was the Burnley game, when we last won. I’ve never seen a team look less likely to score than this shower.

when i was 10 more like

 

[blueblood]

Terrible finish from Tarks, should be putting them away.

Dyche will count it in his post-game xG analysis.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Just no plan whatsoever.

Torture.

 

[Mozza1987]

Aimless hoofing here. Absolute garbage

 

[Dixieslaces]

All I ever see Dyche do is raise his arm anytime we have it near half way line, every friggin time.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Just a collection of individuals impersonating a group of football players at the moment.

 

[Frenk]

Bloody hell we are even trying some comedy moves. I guess desperation makes a man do desperate things.

 

[Del-boy]

Found out this manager. Boot it up and hope for the best. That’s it.