Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

[kenada_blue]

Hows it been? Not bothered watching it

Having more of calmed and measured review of it all... we've got into their box a few times and as usual the quality isn't there.

Then give away a simple and stupid goal on the back of seeing those usual player mistakes this squad are capable of for the past few seasons.

Don't think the side even believes it can score now.

 

[Kantareller]

It is Dychesque.

It has become the norm under this clown.

I thought it never would be as bad as Lampard, but Dyche has managed to get there.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Well so much better than Lampard, please someone post the xG and the win% again, we're much better and he definitely didn't almost cost us last year too.

Jesus wept.

 

[luuk_deventer]

Sean “Record Breaking” Dyche, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Rita_Poon]

knock it to him harder next time onana

 

[NeilMorepies]

Spurs vs West Ham it is then. :-(

 

[chrismpw]

Hows it been? Not bothered watching it

Utter garbage. Wish I hadn't.

 

[matty1878]

But I’m not saying it’s changing. I’m saying we could do what we already did in the reverse fixtures.

on the evidence we aren’t

 

[TGW89]

People need to get it in their head, Dyche will NOT be sacked.

There is no one in place to sack him!

1. Overthrow with a mutiny lead by Baines. Give Chermiti a run to prep for the Champ.
2. Give Cahill a ring to put the feelers out in Qatar for potential oligarchs.
3. Move into the stadium ASAP. Hold NFL games/whatever to keep it profitable. Be the biggest whore out there.

 

[mceverton]

I just don’t understand how we can be so bad at everything, I know most teams have their weaknesses but ours could just simply be described as “playing football” as it encompasses everything

 

[Ozwell]

Having more of calmed and measured review of it all... we've got into their box a few times and as usual the quality isn't there.

Then give away a simple and stupid goal on the back of seeing those usual player mistakes this squad are capable of for the past few seasons.

Nail smacked truly on the head

 

[HappyJack]

Is there a ‘Geordie’ gene which makes their fans so ugly? Its worse than our footie!

 

[Bristol Blue]

This is the year lads...prepare for the championship.

This lot will get eaten alive in the championship

 

[MACCA75]

Beto is absolutely as bad a footballer as Niasse. Probably worse.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Just sat here shaking my head and laughing at how utterly inept we are in all areas of the field. If it was Sunday league you'd feel pity for them. From ball a front am absolute joke.