Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

[Smurph]

Is McNeil playing?

His lack of quality is mesmerising.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Forest are now 1 more goal (or 1 Newcastle goal) from being level on GD with us, which looked insurmountable at one time.

Might still be very important at the end of the season.

If there's no reaction from Dyche and the players in this second half, I genuinely think we're done.

 

[Cjplennon]

Burnley

Burnley are even beating Wolves

Ffs

Burnley will hammer us next game.

 

[maccavennie]

What a massive half now to save how utterly embarrassing its got under him.

 

[Victus]

haha burnley winning

 

[allen]

Not the worst half.

But as ever, we’re not bringing anything like enough to tip things our way.

It’s depressing to have seen enough games under him to know Dyche won’t offer any kind of team talk at half time except “keep doing the same things.”

Need a huge slice of luck. It’s basically his primary tactic: hope for a lucky break.

 

[artetatata]

Drives me up the wall watching us every week. We’re absolutely useless.

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

This is soooooooo bad

Getting dominated by Newcastle reserves

Can’t string two passes together

Long hoof ball crap to nowhere

No idea what McNeil and young contribute in this side at all

Tbf I think young is trying to look forwards, problem is he is so slow now and I had never realised how completely 1-footed he is when he played elsewhere.

 

[Naylor56]

Forest might not have the best defence but they can score goals. I know wood ain’t fast but Hudson odoi, elanga and gibbs white are direct and have pace.

We have docoure, young, and McNeil.

 

[Joey66]

Don't worry lads - Dyche will shuffle the pack at half time & make 2-3 substitutions as he normally does when we struggle like this -he is famous for doing it

 

[BlueStevie35]

Don’t care if we can’t afford it, just get Dyche gone before Saturday, we’re 45 minutes from this run being officially our worst in the history of the PL

 

[luuk_deventer]

As it stands, we are now only 4 points ahead of Burnley

With a points deduction still to come.

Admittedly, we have the game in hand against Liverpool, so y’know, there’s that.

 

[GoldenToffee]

You'd genuinely have to wonder what we do in training.

Somebody needs to tell Dyche that bleep tests don't score goals. I think it shows as well as technically we're by far the worst side in the division.

 

[Rita_Poon]

What will Dyche do at the break? 3 at the back with 2 up front? Some fresh legs on the wing instead of 38 year old Young? or nothing at all...

Beto will get his yellow and be subbed around 55 minutes. This hoof ball crud is pitiful. And we keep being swarmed in midfield. I don't know how we make so many sides look like they have 14 men on the pitch. So so slow.

 

[Strumpet]

Glimpses of quality really

Some of the hold up play, his runs etc have been good. Try not to make your assessment off of one wayward shot.