Some of us do take off our tops. So far you've shown one numpty holding up a sign, The Mag stopped selling in 2014 so no idea how you've come up with the idea that it's the top selling fanzine? And if we're going off twitter, (which I don't because I'm a grown up), your fans are right "meffs".
To be fair that's just @chicoazul .
Meffs is a strange word for a geordie to use.