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With @dholliday off, that's The Fish and The Bell in the last week, great news
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah I heard it earlier, I've got a friend whose daughter was in Newcastle last year for a 'girly night' and there's a picture of her trashed on the floor of a Greggs with her arse in the air at about midnight, seems she really threw herself into the geordie culture.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Is holiday banned? Who’s The Bell? Great day
I'm not sure if he is banned, but I do know he's previously flitted in and out of self-induced exile when it all gets too much. I wonder who'll next get the chop.
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
You're right, I should have said I've said nothing negative about Everton etc. on here.
But given my reception, can you blame me?
That was said in December though. Strange really.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
He announces his departures on his own profile and absolutely nobody cares.
Watching his head completely fall off in the rep thread and then try and claim it as some sort of righteous victory was wonderful stuff.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Excellent detective mate
you think if they or anyone came on here to do in the end get out what they wanted, that they would use a different name to there own forum lol - they all go downhill in the end with anger when they cant/dont have a comeback to questions asked of them
GwladysPhil
Player Valuation: £35m
Remember when I think they beat city or was it lose to them? And twitter was just reds and toons bumming each other "always liked you lot great support glad we can help you win the league" etc was vomit inducing.
Other teams fans where laughing at them both too.
Other teams fans where laughing at them both too.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
The thing is, most Newcastle fans would probably admit that they rim Liverpool and be oddly proud of it, but @The Fish came on here and just blatantly lied saying that most of their fans hate them and laughed when they lost the league. Thinking we’d actually fall for that.
“If”
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
Well hes not quite as cockdure of himself as he was a few days ago. Neither are a lot of the Geordies commeting it seems.
I'll be frank here, as I have no inside knowledge, but judging possibilities, each day that goes by the possibility these guys are bluffers seems to grow to me. I'd now say it has more chance of.completely collapsing than a Cityesque takeover.
We are now well into week 3 since papers were signed, and beyond tenuous stuff on Pochettino very little information is kicking about.
Martin Samuel, a good friend of Ashley (or close to him) essentially wrote a couple of weeks ago, Ashley thinks they're bluffing, there is no money and is going along with it to prove it to Newcastle fans. He hasn't ever been shown any money. Maybe they feel if they get so far along, Ashley will buckle and accept less?
The fact Bruce seems not in the loop at all seems odd too. There is just lots of fishy things, which in isolation make sense, but taken together paint a certain picture.
Or maybe they are signing Dybala and Koulibaly.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
I still like the Viz, mind