The only monsters coming out of Newcastle are their ladies who could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
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- Thread starter Del-boy
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The only monsters coming out of Newcastle are their ladies who could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
I assume he’s talking about their swarms of bariatric fans.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Imagine getting legged by a Newcastle fan. It'd be like Indiana Jones getting chased by a that boulder in a Temple of Doom, but with time enough to have a sit down and let them catch up a bit.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Smudge lad assets that ‘the supporters have been through hell’ during the ‘nufctakover’ Tonight as well as cheering on frontline care workers, we should also be showing our respects to the poor nufc fans, who may or may not, be getting taken over. Smudge himself states that he has ‘never seen such passion and loyalty’ lol
3 laughing emojis Smudge. lollollol Room for improvement but showing promise
3 laughing emojis Smudge. lollollol Room for improvement but showing promise
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
lol lollollol
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Full on denial mode in the replies. Also some of them seem to genuinely believe that Qatar, the UAE and Saudi Arabia are the same place.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Getting desperately defensive now aren’t they?
A lot of them crying out that its one Tory that wants them investigated, but the fact that its even got to that point should be cause for concern. Now, will it change things? Probably not, the Tories are under the thumb of the Saudi regime but no football takeover gets called in.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
It’s been “in the hands of the Premier League” for about 3 weeks now hasn’t it? Surely if the PL weren’t arsed it wouldn’t have taken them this long to push it through?
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Yarrgh
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Longer than three weeks now, and yes, they've got other things to deal with but it doesn't take this long unless there's something really awry with it.
All their fans point to Southampton's takeover taking 6-8 months to go through but that's because the PL were tracking one fella to make sure he had money and wasn't chatting wham. Completely different to the PIF.