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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

JimmyJeffers said:
Karim is licking his sausage roll lips at the prospect of a new super universe headed by the toon.

I’m sure Roma, with their illustrious history and average attendances of over 37,000 are champing at the bit to be subservient to fat bloaters with NUFC tattooed across their tits.
This is the New World Order Bonny lads! The toon are the most passionate lads on the planet!

lol lol lol lol Four laughing emojis for you, you ridiculous cretin.
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So they're now buying 4 teams??? Well I guess it isn't happening this week then as that's going to be super complicated.

Here's me thinking that the 13th attempt to buy from Ashley was dragging on for a long time after this 18 months. By the time they've got this deal through, then the fat biffs in the stadium will be turning into oil beneath the ground and the oil market will have returned to pre-crisis levels. It all makes perfect sense now!
 
Yarrgh said:
So they're now buying 4 teams??? Well I guess it isn't happening this week then as that's going to be super complicated.

Here's me thinking that the 13th attempt to buy from Ashley was dragging on for a long time after this 18 months. By the time they've got this deal through, then the fat biffs in the stadium will be turning into oil beneath the ground and the oil market will have returned to pre-crisis levels. It all makes perfect sense now!
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Cannit put one past fat Mike!
 

They are becomming even more delusional now than they were before,and love the way they act as though they have everyone signed when there may not even be a takeover from anyone or maybe not from who they think/want
 
JimmyJeffers said:
Karim is licking his sausage roll lips at the prospect of a new super universe headed by the toon.

I’m sure Roma, with their illustrious history and average attendances of over 37,000 are champing at the bit to be subservient to fat bloaters with NUFC tattooed across their tits.
This is the New World Order Bonny lads! The toon are the most passionate lads on the planet!

lol lol lol lol Four laughing emojis for you, you ridiculous cretin.
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Well 3 things.

1) Are they looking at clubs instead of Newcastle
2) Roma (and probably Rennes) will not be feeder clubs to Newcastle.
3) That Saudi wealth is getting spread more thinly.

But yes, keep deluding yourselves that Roma are subservient to them.
 

JimmyJeffers said:
Interesting take from Kiyan here. The Saudi rulers are holding back on releasing the news the WHOLE of their country have been waiting for, as they are wanting maximum pubic hair impact!

lol lol lol Yer daft sod!
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News just in.

Saudi rulers will make a big announcement involving Mike Ashley and flogging for Eid. A local Saudi witness commented, "It might be Eid, but it feels like Christmas as we're celebrating with a turkey this year."
 
JimmyJeffers said:
Interesting take from Kiyan here. The Saudi rulers are holding back on releasing the news the WHOLE of their country have been waiting for, as they are wanting maximum pubic hair impact!

lol lol lol Yer daft sod!
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I mean it's nuts. Saudi have just announced a range of public austerity measures. They are really not going to be bothered by a d-rate yoyo club they've never heard of from another continent.
 
catcherintherye said:
Well 3 things.

1) Are they looking at clubs instead of Newcastle
2) Roma (and probably Rennes) will not be feeder clubs to Newcastle.
3) That Saudi wealth is getting spread more thinly.

But yes, keep deluding yourselves that Roma are subservient to them.
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Imagine being a Newcastle customer and believing that Roma would become your feeder club.

Unbelievable...
 

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