JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Thank god the season has finished so we can laugh at these without thinking about our own shortcomings. Hope it never restarts.
#cans4eva
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
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JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Hold onto your hats here comes renowned vexillologist, Jeff Burtle, showing off his outstanding flag collection.
His bio is basically a sneeze of bigotry.
‘proud geordie,animal lover,hate woke/pc bullshit,racism,support the forces,love family,USA,Trump20,Howay the toon.‘
lol
Incredible stuff Jeff Burtle. Anyways, this takeover malarkey...
lollollol Three smiler. Get a grip of yourself Burtle you basic lunatic. I’d imagine that adding the Saudi flag to your collection would cause some sort of internal combustion as you try to wrestle your conflicting interests.
Proud of you. Fight the woke
His bio is basically a sneeze of bigotry.
‘proud geordie,animal lover,hate woke/pc bullshit,racism,support the forces,love family,USA,Trump20,Howay the toon.‘
lol
Incredible stuff Jeff Burtle. Anyways, this takeover malarkey...
lollollol Three smiler. Get a grip of yourself Burtle you basic lunatic. I’d imagine that adding the Saudi flag to your collection would cause some sort of internal combustion as you try to wrestle your conflicting interests.
Proud of you. Fight the woke
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd love to see that on his tombstone*.
*obviously a long time from now when he has had a happy full life full of good health and fulfillment**.
**i.e. such a long time frame so long that it can be measured in milli-takovers.
Onwards Evertonians
Player Valuation: £8m
It's on, Sheik Yerbouti is officially the new owner of the Kopite barcodes. #cans
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
They’ve gone full Kopite. An actual MP wading in here, with this absolute beauty lol
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
"I don't care if the takeover goes ahead or if the decision will be whenever".
Right ok, it won't go ahead, and the decision will be at some point whenever in the future.
NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
Imagine if this takeover actually happened and the new owners decided to do a Moshiri and keep Mike Ashley involved, because of his years of experience running a Premier League club!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
And he was going to build a new stadium down on the Tyne itself in the world heritage site of the casino royale.
I don’t know why they’re so obsessed with stuff like this
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
To be fair, they do have the BIGGEST fans in the league. Even vertical stripes can't hide that much evidence.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Tbh it would be pointless arguing if they can't see it. Our trophy drought is bad, theirs is ridiculous. For someone to have been able to legally celebrate their last trophy win in a pub they'd need to be like 83 now.
Venky's are coming in with a bid to save the day.
